Here's a simple word-based game. You state that you are bad with names, can't read, can't spell, or some other excuse. Then you intentionally misread/misspell the above user's username.
Example: Gantic: *makes first post* Player1: I'm terrible with names. Sorry about that, Gatnic. Player2: I'm sorry I misspelled your name, Olayer1. Player3: I'm too tired to read names properly, Potato2. ...and so on.
Since I'm the first post, there's no user above me.
"I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse." cgreyalpromra
