Just add on to the story, but no cuss words or innapropiate scenes! I know i will never be as good as Gantic, but i can still try!
It all started with a dream, in which Jack "crossed over" and lived another life in Sajaculam. This world was at war with itself. Jack aided the rebels who did not want to sacrifice their materials and goods to the government, that sat around all day.(sounds like our government, right?)
It turned out Saudi Arabia was a rocket-propelled country, and it had launched itself off the face of the earth years earlier. The only clue left behind was a small note in an ancient and possibly extraterrestrial language, but as this language was completely unknown to the modern earthling, nobody on the planet could translate it!
But than a rocket scientist came from Uranus who knew every language known to Man and translated the language which everyone thought was bogus into something you can understand like a banana in the washroom
Upon further investigation, however, scientists, linguists, and a few angry Scotsmen decoded the message and figured out that "banana" was code for "snake" and "washroom" was code for "nebula". They concluded that Saudi Arabia was headed for Barnard 72, the famous snake nebula.
Then half the people of the world had had enough of it all and committed suicide. All the people but 5 from Mother Russia had killed themselves, those 5 people all happened to live within 2 miles of each other but non of them had ever met. They soon found one another after the mass suicide and decided that they would restore all of the damaged/destroyed cable guys. They soon found a cable guy in Finland by the name of Jordan
Unfortunately,Jordan was drunk-driving again and killed all those unfortunate people and none of them survived,leaving Jordan alone on the dreaded surface of the earth to live with no hope of anything at all and on his death-bed he screamed,''Farewell thy earth thee shalt be now alone''and died.Monkeys rejoiced after that and took control of everything which the left and accidentally contacted the alien gods
The monkeys soon evolved into humans once again. Last time it took millions of years, but they had done this before so this time it only took about 5 minutes. Within a few years, society was back to normal again!
but then the alien gods turned out to be their imagination. after about 5 years of the 3.5 billion people who didn't commit suicide and the newly evolved monkeys being at peace, the son of the monkey king who told everyone to evolve had been observing. and he saw all of the world leaders and leaders of countries big and small and got on TV with all of the world watching (like the capitol and the 12 districts of Panem in the hunger games) and to start off the discussion with the leaders, he brought out his army which he had secretly built. and said to them (on the subject of leaders of countries and world leaders) "There can only be one" after saying that he quickly killed his father and the camera crew on live TV and his plot to be the king of the world began.
The tornado turned out to not be a tornado at all, but rather a means for aliens to abduct thousands of humans at once. Very little property was destroyed by this whirlwind of destruction, aside from the holes in roofs where humans were snatched upwards out of their places of dwelling.
The Humans were then made slaves of the Aliens and none of them escaped because the humans were outnumbered by the Aliens,six to one,and remind you this was not a dream nor imagination nor fantasies
