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NoNameC68

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Shepherd

Posted December 21, '12 7:10am UTC

Daleks, that one was pretty good.

Here's a convo I found save worthy. It starts off being super immature, but it gets better near the end if you ask me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi m/f
You: i am a dragon
Stranger: no ur not m/f
You: i am a dragon
You: ok you got me
You: im a girl
Stranger: yay!!
Stranger: age?
You: wait
You: so you knew i wasn't a dragon
You: but you're confident now that im a girl?
Stranger: yep
You: oh
You: well im not really a girl
You: im a dragon
Stranger: because dragons cant type and im not that gullable
Stranger:
You: who says dragons can't type?
Stranger: dragons cant speak or type
You: im pretty sure they can
You: on account that i am a dragon
Stranger: first they dont a language, they dont talk and theu
Stranger: they*
Stranger: dont know how to use a computer
You: coming from someone who has never met a dragon before
Stranger: haha dragons arent real
Stranger: if u r a dragon come to NZ tomorrow then
You: exactly, which is why you can't tell me if they can talk or type or use the computer
You: that's like me saying "if you're a human, throw a baseball to me"
Stranger: they r made up so they cant do anything
You: exactly, a dragon is made up, so you can't tell me without any doubt that they can't type or speak
You: but i am a dragon, so i can assure you we can
Stranger: and how can u be a dragon if they r fake?
You: because im real
Stranger: but look 4 comments up from this one and u quoted " Exactly, a dragon is made up"
You: i know
You: a dragon is made up
You: im not
You: and im a dragon
You: therefore im a dragon
Stranger: so how can u say ur dragon if they r made up and ur the only dragon
You: im not the only dragon
Stranger: and if ur the only dragon whos ur parents
You: my parents are my parents
Stranger: and r they the only pther dragons?
Stranger: other*
You: of course there are
You: how could you believe a species existed if they were the only one of their kind?
You: that's like believing in something as dumb as the lochness monster
You: if there was only one of it's kind*
Stranger: so whos thier parents if they r the only ones
You: im sorry, huge error
Stranger: what error
You: us dragons have dragon parents who have dragon parents
Stranger: bull**** ur faking it and I know it
You: listen, i have a huge dragon boner right now. are you a girl or not?
Stranger: no
You: thank you
You: good day
You have disconnected.

Daleks, that one was pretty good.\r\n\r\nHere's a convo I found save worthy. It starts off being super immature, but it gets better near the end if you ask me.\r\n\r\nYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nYou: hello\r\nStranger: hi m/f\r\nYou: i am a dragon\r\nStranger: no ur not m/f\r\nYou: i am a dragon\r\nYou: ok you got me\r\nYou: im a girl\r\nStranger: yay!!\r\nStranger: age?\r\nYou: wait\r\nYou: so you knew i wasn't a dragon\r\nYou: but you're confident now that im a girl?\r\nStranger: yep\r\nYou: oh\r\nYou: well im not really a girl\r\nYou: im a dragon\r\nStranger: because dragons cant type and im not that gullable\r\nStranger: \r\nYou: who says dragons can't type?\r\nStranger: dragons cant speak or type\r\nYou: im pretty sure they can\r\nYou: on account that i am a dragon\r\nStranger: first they dont a language, they dont talk and theu\r\nStranger: they*\r\nStranger: dont know how to use a computer\r\nYou: coming from someone who has never met a dragon before\r\nStranger: haha dragons arent real\r\nStranger: if u r a dragon come to NZ tomorrow then\r\nYou: exactly, which is why you can't tell me if they can talk or type or use the computer\r\nYou: that's like me saying "if you're a human, throw a baseball to me"\r\nStranger: they r made up so they cant do anything\r\nYou: exactly, a dragon is made up, so you can't tell me without any doubt that they can't type or speak\r\nYou: but i am a dragon, so i can assure you we can\r\nStranger: and how can u be a dragon if they r fake?\r\nYou: because im real\r\nStranger: but look 4 comments up from this one and u quoted " Exactly, a dragon is made up"\r\nYou: i know\r\nYou: a dragon is made up\r\nYou: im not\r\nYou: and im a dragon\r\nYou: therefore im a dragon\r\nStranger: so how can u say ur dragon if they r made up and ur the only dragon\r\nYou: im not the only dragon\r\nStranger: and if ur the only dragon whos ur parents\r\nYou: my parents are my parents\r\nStranger: and r they the only pther dragons?\r\nStranger: other*\r\nYou: of course there are\r\nYou: how could you believe a species existed if they were the only one of their kind?\r\nYou: that's like believing in something as dumb as the lochness monster\r\nYou: if there was only one of it's kind*\r\nStranger: so whos thier parents if they r the only ones\r\nYou: im sorry, huge error\r\nStranger: what error\r\nYou: us dragons have dragon parents who have dragon parents\r\nStranger: bull**** ur faking it and I know it\r\nYou: listen, i have a huge dragon boner right now. are you a girl or not?\r\nStranger: no\r\nYou: thank you\r\nYou: good day\r\nYou have disconnected.

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R2D21999

18,319 posts

Treasurer

Posted December 21, '12 1:53pm UTC

I love messing with people.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey wanna know a secret?
Stranger: how?
You: I'm behind you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: who are u?
You: I'm uhhh a person.
Stranger: good
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: u m-f?
You: I'm in your bathroom
You: m
Stranger: **** offfffffffffff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im lookin for a young cute boy teen
You: I'm behind you.
You: M 13
Stranger: 15 f qld
Stranger: i mean 14
You: Isn't that a little too young.
You: for you?
You: oh well if your 14 never mind.
Stranger: how old are you
You: 13
Stranger: calling me young do u have skype
You: Yeah what's your skype?
Stranger: jenn1068
You: Ok hold on.
You: I gave it away.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 17 yrs old male from france and i m very rich
You: How much?
You: 13 M US
Stranger: my dad owns cullen steel
You: Wow that's alot
Stranger: n the dimond mines in uk
You: Whoooo you could buy an island.
Stranger: i have a island
Stranger: de aa
You: So do you live in a mansion.
You: Cool.
Stranger: ya sort of
You: Wanna know a secret?
You: cool.
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
\\
You: I'm right behind you.
You: Right now.
Stranger: *** mf
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: behind me is my servant
You: Well i'm not talking.
You: That's me.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: my dad can buy 100 like ur dad
You: Wow that's alot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love messing with people.\r\n\r\nYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nYou: Hey wanna know a secret?\r\nStranger: how?\r\nYou: I'm behind you.\r\nStranger: lol\r\nStranger: really?\r\nYou: Yeah.\r\nStranger: who are u?\r\nYou: I'm uhhh a person.\r\nStranger: good\r\nStranger: ;D\r\nStranger: u m-f?\r\nYou: I'm in your bathroom\r\nYou: m\r\nStranger: **** offfffffffffff\r\nYour conversational partner has disconnected.\r\n\r\nYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nStranger: im lookin for a young cute boy teen\r\nYou: I'm behind you.\r\nYou: M 13\r\nStranger: 15 f qld\r\nStranger: i mean 14\r\nYou: Isn't that a little too young.\r\nYou: for you?\r\nYou: oh well if your 14 never mind.\r\nStranger: how old are you\r\nYou: 13\r\nStranger: calling me young do u have skype\r\nYou: Yeah what's your skype?\r\nStranger: jenn1068\r\nYou: Ok hold on.\r\nYou: I gave it away.\r\nYou have disconnected.\r\n\r\nYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nStranger: hi 17 yrs old male from france and i m very rich\r\nYou: How much?\r\nYou: 13 M US\r\nStranger: my dad owns cullen steel\r\nYou: Wow that's alot\r\nStranger: n the dimond mines in uk\r\nYou: Whoooo you could buy an island.\r\nStranger: i have a island\r\nStranger: de aa\r\nYou: So do you live in a mansion.\r\nYou: Cool.\r\nStranger: ya sort of\r\nYou: Wanna know a secret?\r\nYou: cool.\r\nStranger: what\r\nStranger: ?\r\n\\\r\nYou: I'm right behind you.\r\nYou: Right now.\r\nStranger: *** mf\r\nStranger: shut up\r\nStranger: behind me is my servant\r\nYou: Well i'm not talking.\r\nYou: That's me.\r\nStranger: ooh\r\nStranger: my dad can buy 100 like ur dad\r\nYou: Wow that's alot.\r\nYour conversational partner has disconnected.

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R2D21999

18,319 posts

Treasurer

Posted December 22, '12 1:43am UTC

I'm sorry for double posting butthis was so funny I had to post it.

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xAyjAy

4,710 posts

Blacksmith

Posted December 22, '12 6:50pm UTC

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R2D21999

18,319 posts

Treasurer

Posted December 25, '12 12:11am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: hi you santa
You: Yes I am
You: I came to give the good boys and girls presents.
Stranger: when you coming to my house
You: Never you were bad this year.
Stranger: im sorry the boys made me be bad ill be a better girl next year
You: Oh yeah I am coming to your house.
You: To give you coal.
Stranger: no what can i do
You: Sell the coal for lots of money the USA needs alot of oil.
Stranger: i want preansts though
You: Ok all you have to do is...
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im male
You: I'm santa
Stranger: nice to met u
Stranger: u are female
You: Nice to meet you.
You: Uhhh yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im rachid
You: I'm Olivia
Stranger: lovely name
Stranger: skype
You: What's your skype?
Stranger: psychologe9
Stranger: u
You: Ok I'm giving that to Santa.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ho ho ho
Stranger: and a bottle of rum
You: I love rum goes great with cookies
Stranger: YES
You: Do you like chubby dipping?
Stranger: what is this
You: It's like skinny dipping but I'm fat which makes it chubby dipping.
Stranger: YOU ARE FAT?!?!!?!?
You: Yeah I'm Santa Clause duh.
Stranger: **** YOU SANTA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Threw in a little apocalypse thing.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you know the apocalypse?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: part of it
You: It happened
Stranger: wraaaaaaaaah wraaaaaaaaah
Stranger: braaaain
Stranger: must..... have.... braaaaain
You: I'm a mayan
Stranger: I'm a zombie
You: I **** on pyramids.
Stranger: i eat brains
Stranger: wow - we have so much in common
You: Dumb egyptians
Stranger: ****'em man
You: Yeah *sticks ****** finger*
Stranger: the made other guys build their pyramids
Stranger: you guys did it yourself
Stranger: like a real handyman
You: Aww man I just got a report saying it didn't happen.
Stranger: those ******* be lying man
Stranger: if it didn't happend, how can i be a zombie?
You: I don't know it just didn't *dies*
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nYou: Ho ho ho\r\nStranger: hi you santa\r\nYou: Yes I am\r\nYou: I came to give the good boys and girls presents.\r\nStranger: when you coming to my house\r\nYou: Never you were bad this year.\r\nStranger: im sorry the boys made me be bad ill be a better girl next year\r\nYou: Oh yeah I am coming to your house.\r\nYou: To give you coal.\r\nStranger: no what can i do\r\nYou: Sell the coal for lots of money the USA needs alot of oil.\r\nStranger: i want preansts though\r\nYou: Ok all you have to do is...\r\nYou have disconnected.\r\n\r\nYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nYou: Ho ho ho\r\nStranger: hello\r\nStranger: im male\r\nYou: I'm santa\r\nStranger: nice to met u\r\nStranger: u are female\r\nYou: Nice to meet you.\r\nYou: Uhhh yes\r\nStranger: cool\r\nStranger: im rachid\r\nYou: I'm Olivia\r\nStranger: lovely name\r\nStranger: skype\r\nYou: What's your skype?\r\nStranger: psychologe9\r\nStranger: u\r\nYou: Ok I'm giving that to Santa.\r\nYou have disconnected.\r\n\r\nYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nYou: Ho ho ho\r\nStranger: and a bottle of rum\r\nYou: I love rum goes great with cookies\r\nStranger: YES\r\nYou: Do you like chubby dipping?\r\nStranger: what is this\r\nYou: It's like skinny dipping but I'm fat which makes it chubby dipping.\r\nStranger: YOU ARE FAT?!?!!?!?\r\nYou: Yeah I'm Santa Clause duh.\r\nStranger: **** YOU SANTA\r\nYour conversational partner has disconnected.\r\n\r\nThrew in a little apocalypse thing.\r\n\r\nYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!\r\nStranger: hi\r\nYou: Do you know the apocalypse?\r\nStranger: sure\r\nStranger: part of it\r\nYou: It happened\r\nStranger: wraaaaaaaaah wraaaaaaaaah\r\nStranger: braaaain\r\nStranger: must..... have.... braaaaain\r\nYou: I'm a mayan\r\nStranger: I'm a zombie\r\nYou: I **** on pyramids.\r\nStranger: i eat brains\r\nStranger: wow - we have so much in common\r\nYou: Dumb egyptians\r\nStranger: ****'em man\r\nYou: Yeah *sticks ****** finger*\r\nStranger: the made other guys build their pyramids\r\nStranger: you guys did it yourself\r\nStranger: like a real handyman\r\nYou: Aww man I just got a report saying it didn't happen.\r\nStranger: those ******* be lying man\r\nStranger: if it didn't happend, how can i be a zombie?\r\nYou: I don't know it just didn't *dies*\r\nYou have disconnected.

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Santi_

1,900 posts

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Posted December 26, '12 3:38am UTC

Just curious what the Omegle community thinks...

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