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mack went to the book store and covered the windows in mustard because he was a naughty little pickle. OctoCan covered Gantic's face in ink.

OctoCan covered Gantic's face in ink because he likes to pretend he's a squid.

Jerome hatefully stabbed his sofa 34 times.

Jerome hatefully stabbed his sofa 34 times because it is not comfortable.
OctoCan beat ArmaBox. (The best armadillo in a box! Less useful than OctoCan)

Because OctoCan was wrapped in metal, and ArmaBox was just cardboard.

George lit Martha's house on fire after the last episode.

George lit Martha's house on fire after the last episode because he hated her.
StormDragon beat StormWalker

Because Storm dragon knows vegetarian is a healthier lifestyle.

Gorillas don't have tails.

Gorillas don't have tails because dinosaurs ate them.

the monkeys went up the tree.

the monkeys went up in the tree to get bananas. Bleh

Jimmy throws diapers at innocent people.

Jimmy throws diapers at innocent people because he turned into a mentally unstable fetishist with paraphilic infantilism and an obsessive-compulsive desire for people to adhere to his odd mindset after a freak incident at the Pampers factory where he worked.

Microwave ovens had a collective rebellion.

Microwave ovens have a collective rebellion because Soup (The Spectral Shrimp) told them to.

Soup (the Spectral Shrimp) Gave me a balloon filled with almonds.

Soup (the Spectral Shrimp) gave you a balloon filled with almonds because they know you are allergic to them and wanted to cause your downfall.

Silent ninjas decide to integrate into society.

bump. haha

Soup (the Spectral Shrimp) Gave me a balloon filled with almonds because they were out of paper bags at the nut-store where he works.

The Angymingo Spink is the hardest dance in the world.