Okay, this is a chain reaction-type game. First I say something that the character does, then the next person says what the character does next, and then another person does the same, and so on. Let's start! You wake up in front of a basalt door, carved into the side of a hill.
On the wall (the confetti spontaneously combusts, giving you a few seconds of precious light) is a flashlight and, written in blood -wait, just ketchup- is the number "42"
You jump with fear and hit the ceiling with your head; it smashes open because you have such an incredibly strong noggin. A pool of sunlight appears and the monster burns up, doing 9001 damage to your awesome hairdo. You curse, then charge your solar powered (GENIUS) torch.