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I dodge it by stepping backwards. (Elephants cannot kick very well. Should be quite effective.)

I'm about to get mowed down by a car.

I dodge it by doing an epic, slow motion back flip over the car

I'm about to get laser'd by a group of aliens

I dodge it by using a mib alien killer weapon
I'm about to get shot with cheese bullets

dodge by eating them.

I am about to be shoved over a cliff.

I dodge by wearing a jetpack flying squirrel suit.

I'm about to die from boredom

I dodge by playing Zombotron 2.

I am about to drown.

Killersup dodged the attack by transforming the water to cheese.

Killersup is about to the crushed to death by cheese...

i dodge by eating da cheese :3
im about to get eaten by yo mama

I dodge it by telling you "Your Momma" jokes are so cliche'd

Im about to get run over by a train, rear ended by a car, and crashed into by a airplane, AT THE SAME TIME!

I dodge by calling 9-1-1, then by jumping out of the way.

I'm about to get run over by a firetruck.

I dodge by jumping into a manhole.

I'm about to be dumped into the sun.

i dodge by starting a fire to my left so they stop to put it out.

im about to be attacked by a puma

whoops! a mistake, i dodge by becoming spectral energy and float away

im about to be attacked by a puma

i doge by making it fall of a cliff.


im about to get crushed by a dragon,elephant,lion and a nuke

Dodge by going into a fallout bunker, and let the nuke blow up the lion, elephant, and dragon, while remembering the days when people only had to dodge one thing at a time.

I am the main character in the story: "The pendulum" by Edgar Allan Poe.