All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.Example:Me: *makes thread*User 1: pees his pants all the timeUser 2: failed his last testUser 3: married a donkeyand so on...
Is secretly a ceiling fan
Licks snails every morning.
Created a new religion that praises wombats. He's the only member, but it's okay; the wombats will favor him in the afterlife.
Dances on the moon to gain attention
Knows how to divide by zero.
Can get everything for free.
Is lost in the Andromeda galaxy.
Was a horse in past-life.
Is a human with an actual horse head.
His armatar is a selfie.
His armatar is free
Goes to heaven every day to visit the lord for advice.
Is slowly crumbling to dust.
Is the dust that crumbles from me
Is milking a cow at this moment.
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