You have an army and you have to say what you have. Second user says something more powerful than the first one, and so on.I have a rock!
Oh yeah? I have a bigger rock.
I HAVE A STICK WITH A ROCK ON IT IN CAPSLOCK
Oh yeah? Well it just so happens that I have a stick with two rocks on it.
I have a large branch with a rope tied to a large rock! (old school ball and chain FTW!)
Not trying to 1-up you or anything, but I have a wrecking ball!
This calls for my inner Star Wars fan. I do believe Force powers trump wrecking balls.
I have a bunch of fat pizza-eaters!
I have a treadmill!
Oh yeah? I have a benchpress machine.
I have a toaster and a bathtub!
I have a toaster and a bathtub with water already in it.
I have the plug!
I have a toaster!
I have a blender!
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