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The kitten has titanium claws and jaws of steel, and has a thirst for blood that is never fully fulfilled.

A ukulele.

Steel strings are all I need to say
for once you play
your mind will sway

Now thing onto a more serious tone, umm, it makes a irritating and horrendous noise every time something touches it, anything literally... Not sure if that's demented enough though. -- Looked on dictionary.com and seems that if used as a verb it means "to make mad or insane.".

Umm, a dictionary.

It's written with quicksilver on human flesh.

A cow.

This cow acquired mad cow disease.

On purpose.

A receipt from the Wendy's drive-thru.

It was just a receipt. FROM HELL THAT IS!!!
Also, the bill was over $9000.

Keyboard.

Every key pressed gives out a 50,000 volt shock. Talk about a waste of power.

An ant.

It's ten feet tall with bloody mandibles and AIDS.

A fan.

It's made of steel, has claws of titanium, and when used, summons a tornado.
Oh, and it makes a horrible, insane screeching sound.

A a.

Oh, sorry, I had no sense of thinking.
An a. (From the alphabet.)

What you perceive to be a harmless video game is actually you controlling a killbot somewhere in the real world, and every time you kill someone in the game, you actually kill them in real life.

Mario.

Mario had too much fun with Peach and then became a bloodthristy toad-hunter riding on Yoshis

Luigi

Luigi was too depressed because he wasn't always the main character, so he killed Mario.

Plate.

That Plate evolves into a giant UFO at night having Aliens on it who are planning to conquer the Earth.

Since there's no next object, Earth.

It's a horrible place filled with diseases and death.

Oxygen.

It's possessed by soul of an ancient AG user who had been banned because of nothing. So the only thing that the soul knows is grudge and vengeance and the bunny will hunt and kill AG users one by one!
Beware of bunny!!!

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