Joke of the Day: Hello there! And welcome to Joke of the Day! I'm your host, Happiness! Now, let's let Mr. Computer explain the rules!
[i]Welcome to JotD or Joke of the Day. Every day the host, Happiness, will give a topic. You will find or if you know one, jog your brain to write the funniest joke to try and make Happiness laugh. The best joke at the end of the day wins. Fun...right? Well here comes the boring part, rules...
Rules: Do not post spam or anything that has nothing to do with the topic Do not cause the topic to go off topic Do not argue, that should be taken to Profile Messaging Try not to have a conversation with another contestant it throws off the game Unlimited posts although if it gets absurd I'll have to ask you to stop. Break a rule you get a strike Get three strikes and the Forum page is near the top of the screen
Do not post rude jokes like racist jokes or your mama jokes, we're not children. Do not post anything gross or offending like obsessive bad language or anything that could throw off my innocence. My mind shall not be corrupted...even though I'm a computer...called Mr. Computer. Do not steal another's post. Do not post the same thing you posted in the soon to be posted sister topic to this QotD Be creative and don't use jokes used way too much
Have Fun!
Thank you Computer, now you hear him, FIRE AWAY!
-Happiness out.
(Happiness is a fictional character I created for the fun of this. His twin brother, Depression will sometimes post on this topic or vice versa. Please do not mix the two up or otherwise they will get VERY angry. :P)
Did you hear about the man who ran over himself? He asked a kid to cross the street to the store and buy a pack of gum for him. The kid said no, so the man ran over himself.
The man "ran over himself" sounds like he ran over himself with a car or something but it actually meant He ran over to the store I know, It's kinda lame and hard to understand, but I like that joke.
