Joke of the Day: Hello there...and welcome to Question of the Day. I'm your host, Depression. why did i have to do this stupid twi- Oh my mike is still on...now, let's let the computer explain the game.
[i]Welcome to QotD or Question of the Day the sister topic to JotD hosted by Happiness's twin brother who looks SOOOOO much like him (sarcasm). Every day the host, Depression, will give a topic. You will find or if you know one, jog your brain to write the funniest answer or best answer to try and make Depression crack a smile or think of something as...clever. The best answer at the end of the day wins. Fun...right? Well here comes the boring part, rules...
Rules: Do not post spam or anything that has nothing to do with the topic Do not cause the topic to go off topic Do not argue, that should be taken to Profile Messaging Try not to have a conversation with another contestant it throws off the game Unlimited posts although if it gets absurd I'll have to ask you to stop. Break a rule you get a strike Get three strikes and the Forum page is near the top of the screen
Do not post rude jokes like racist jokes or your mama jokes, we're not children. Do not post anything gross or offending like obsessive bad language or anything that could throw off my innocence. My mind shall not be corrupted...even though I'm a computer...called Mr. Computer. Do not steal another's post. Do not post the same thing you posted in the soon to be posted sister topic to this JotD Be creative and don't reuse answers.
Have Fun!
You heard him, fire away... *unenthusiastic fist pump*
-Depression out.
(Depression is a fictional character I created for the fun of this. His twin brother, Happiness will sometimes post on this topic or vice versa on the other topic. Please do not mix the two up or otherwise they will get VERY angry. :P)