The task at hand is you must come up with ways of hurting me and if i like what you do to me it will do more than stuff that are stupid.
Rules. 1. no stupid attcks or i'll ban you from this thread. 2. i can harm you as well but only when i feel like it. 3. whoever does the last blow at me becomes the new host of the thread. 4. you all have 100 health.
I use my super ninja skills to poison your water supplies and, in case you drink bottled water, I poison the water supply of every water bottling company in the solar system, including the secret one on mars.