Looks like there's going to be another forum game amongst the already too many forum games in the forums. If this hits off, that's cool, and if it doesn't that's cool, too.
Rules- You ask for something and you roll for it, the next user tells them a number (preferably 1 - 6 but there are multi-sided dice with more, too, so you can say something like a 12) and then they give the condition of their requested item appropriately.
Example- Riptizoid101: I roll a dice for a sandwich.
Some Guy with Bad Breath: You roll a 2, so the sandwich is made out of toenail clippings and mayonnaise.
I roll a dice with 9 sides for a new pair of shoes.
A Naked Tree: You roll an 8, so your new pair of shoes have rocket boosters and auto-defense lasers. They also glow in the dark.
I roll a 20 sided dice for pants.
Know the rules? Inside and out? Crystal Clear? Kapeesh?
You're banned because...Wait. Sorry, wrong thread. You roll a 7, so you get a t shirt made out of blast proof material that gives you the power to control minds. Also, it's signed by Bill Monroe, Chubby Wise, Lester Flatt, Earl Scruggs, and Howard Watts.