Name: Michael (not gonna tell you my last name)
Aliases: Magnumike, Themastaplaya, Lasereye, The Tall Man
Age: 18
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Physical Description: 6'6" Eyes: Hazel Medium Length Brown Hair
Motto: Life, please enjoy responsibly.
Got Swagga?
Inventory: Everything
Bio:
-Some things I have done/that have happened to me/about me in my interesting life (In no particular order)
I Was almost attacked by a bear when I was camping in the wilderness once.
I once bicycled 56 miles in one day around a lake in central California.
I learned to swim at age 3.
I am 6 feet and 6 inches tall and wear a size 14 shoe.
I took a 3 week long vacation in Europe touring 3 countries- England, France, and The Netherlands, visiting many cultural and historical sites at age 14.
I have been on vacation in the following states: Hawaii, California, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Utah, Montana, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Illinios, Oklahoma, Ohio, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, and New York.
I went on an overnight deep sea angling trip and caught yellowtail and mahi mahi at age 16.
I won a gold medal at a junior gymnastics tournament at age 4.
I knocked out all of my front teeth and went to the ER from a mountain biking accident at age 5, only to return to the sport.
I am an expert in trout fishing according to others.
I love fly fishing.
I have been to 4 foreign countries.
I excel in swimming, long distance running, and cycling; sports related to endurance and stamina, not explosive energy.
I have never received a traffic ticket.
FAVORITES-
City: Paris
U.S. Historical Site: Vicksburg
Historical Person: Jesus
Food: Sushi, Meatburgers, Tamales
Food Type: Mexican
Music: New Age, Zen, Old School Rap, Classical, R&B
Movies: The Godfather, Goodfellas, Blade, Braveheart, The Last Samuari, Dances With Wolves, Into The Wild, Prometheus, and The Hobbit
Cars: Bugatti Veyron, Lamborgini Veneno, Porsche 918, Mercedes Benz SLR Mclaren, Ford GT40, BMW M3 GTR, Dodge Viper STR, Citroen GT
Girls: Tall, athletic, smart, blonde, and adventurous
Guys: Manly, cool, direct, strong, kind, enlightened, and aware
State: California
State to vacation in: Hawaii
PREFACE:
Like a quasi-theoretical encoded manifestation of the super simple subliminal pseudo interpretation of the culture, I authenticate extraordinary codes for the cool counter culture of my loving, caring, kind of kindred.
If you think I'm not phunny, let this playa know so that I may sharoug you. If you have any suggestions that you think that could make me appear phunnier, let me know so I won't sharoug you.
INTRODUCTION:
The Sultan of Smackdown, The Emperor of Attack, The Comandant of Cool, The Ambassador of Oooo Yeah, I present to you, Themastaplayer!!!
THE FAR SIDE OF THE MASTAPLAYA:
Themastaplaya should be in an insane asylum, but everyone agrees that he is to funny to be simply locked up where he belongs!
I'm not always happy with the way that things are in this boringly predictable world, and I want some things to change. Here are some of the things that I want to change in this boringly predictable world.
1. Kittens should hatch out of eggs instead of being born.
2. Growing facial hair should be a voluntary action.
3. Beach balls should be outlawed.
4. The DMV should have a pizza parlor and an arcade in the waiting area.
5. There should be an organization that regulates breast squeezing.
6. There should be hybrid vehicles for chimpanzees.
7. Someone should sell chocolate covered meatballs.
8. Flying fish should have feathers instead of wings so that they can actually fly.
9. Women should be able to change color with their surroundings when naked.
10. Zebras should have rainbow stripes.
11 T-shirts that have TV screens built in.
12. Handcuffs for mice.
13. All men should forced to wear only cowboy hats, a sash, and wooden clogs on Valentine's Day.
14. There needs to be a coffee table book of ways to manipulate balls.
15. I want an extra pair of arms.
I also like to embrace emotions with excessive zeal. I invent my own emotions also. I have invented Csenceness- a feeling of extreme serenity and ignorance. Aragulation- an emotion in between rage and laughter. Emotion 4101- a mixture of confused hormonal surges and boredom. and Craphnicity- an ticklish emotion of confused love.
I hope to some day start a movement, I just don't know what I want it to be for though.
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