Tell the next poster what would be the least of his/her worries!
That's all you gotta do. Just like the example I gave.
Getting kicked into a well is the least of your worries.
Or this A zombie apocalypse is the least if your worries.
You gotta tell the user that will post after you what is the least of his/her worries. Just like in the "You're banned game", where you tell him what's the reason he's banned for.