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[/quote]That's PieGuy, I didn't even add you yet. Unless you have personality in mind. [quote]

Ok, to clarify. I posted that when I was logged in as me. I have no idea what happened there. I'll talk to DayCee about it. Just to Clarify that.

Chapter 3: Matt's Reign of Terror

Frank stands in front of a normal-sized classroom. Almost all the desks are filled with students. Only desk 7 remains empty. Frank is in the middle of doing roll call.

"Clancy."

"Here."

"Patrick."

"Present."

"Snag."

"Here."

"Lauren."

There's no answer.

"Lauren," Frank repeats, then looks up. "What happened to Lauren? She'd never miss the first day of school on purpose." He starts to make a note to himself on his clipboard about Lauren being missing when his phone rings. Shooting the assembled students an abashed glance, he takes a few into the hallway, out of earshot.

"Hello?... Pick, I'm in the middle of class... I'm trying to do roll call here... Alright, fine, I'll be right over." Frank hangs up, steps back in, then points at a student in the front row.

"You, Matt, was it? You're in charge while I'm gone."

Matt sits there dumbfounded while Frank leaves the room and quickly gets to the front of the building.

"Alright, maggots!" shouts Matt a few seconds later. "Frank has allowed me to be in charge and before we do what I have planned, let me set some ground rules..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," says Storm, whoâs seated in the front row. "Who said you could make your own rules?"

"Hold on a minute, Storm," says Patrick. "Let's see what he has to say first before judging him."

"Thank you, Patrick," says Matt with a pleased smile. "Anyways, Rule #1: You cannot talk about the superintendent."

"You mean DanielMcNeely?" asks Killersup. "Why is Killersup not allowed to talk about- ow!" Killersup is suddenly interrupted as a ruler hits his fingers. The hand holding the ruler belonged to Matt.

"I said, 'You cannot talk about the Superintendent.'"

Storm stands up and yells, "You can't tell me what to do! I demand we murder Matt!" She pulls a large needle from her pocket.

Matt smiles nervously. "Storm, you can be the queen."

Storms face brightens at the thought. "What do I have to do?"

"All you have to do is sit in your desk."

Storm scowls with disappointment as she sits at her desk.

Matt continues. "Anyways, Rule #2: You CANNNOT talk about the superintendent."

Patrick frowns at the rule. "Why did you make the same rule twice?"

"So people can understand how important it is." Matt says, as if it's completely obvious.

"But why did you-"

Matt interrupts. "Rule #3: There are 4 types of staff. Admins, moderators, knights, and you."

Clancy raises his hand, "What do admins, moderators, and knights have to do with anything?"

"Well duh, I'm talking about the teachers and the different levels they have in their schooling career," says Matt.

"There are different levels to teachers?"

Matt ignores Clancy. "Rule #4: You will never become a teacher."

"Actually," says Patrick. "You just need to get to college and get a degree in teaching."

Matt smacks the ruler on Patrick's fingers.

"Rule #5: If you're new, R2 will give you cookies with possible health consequences."

Everyone looks at Snag, who sits there with a pale face.

"Wait a minute," says Storm. "R2 isn't even in this class, why does the rule concern him?"

"Because of cookies, queen Storm," says Matt, bowing. "Rule #6: Ferret is actually a ferret."

"Well duh," says Killersup. "He's the school's animal mascot. Killersup even fed him glass to make his bones strong."

Everyone stares at him.

"What?" asks Killersup.

"Killersup..." Patrick sighs. "Milk is what makes bones strong, not glass."

"Ohhhh... someone should probably call a vet."

"Not important right now," says Matt, annoyed with the interruptions. "Rule #6: If you say something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a detention."

"That isn't fair!" screams Killersup. "So pang can talk about the female body but Killersup can't?! Killersupâs going to take a bathroom break to release his anger!" Killersup quickly runs out of the classroom.

"Rule #7: There are no girls at school."

Patrick raises an eyebrow, "What about Storm, Lauren, Kega, and Zoph?"

"Stormwalker is a femalloid," says Matt. "The other 3 are questionable."

"But they're obviously fe-"

"Rule #8: Everything can be found in pang's bed."

Killersup chose that time to come back. "Can Killersup have the directions to pang's house?"

âHow do you know? Does that mean youâve been in pangâs bed?â Snag piped up.

"Rule #9: Being friended is not very important," says Matt, ignoring both questions.

"You mean being friends with Clancy has no true purpose?" asks Storm.

"That's right."

Storm looks at Clancy, who looks as if he's going to cry. "We're no longer friends."

Clancy gets up. "I'm... going to go to the bathroom." Clancy leaves, and everyone hears him wailing loudly, though the sound diminishes as he runs away.

"Rule #10: tl;dr."

Patrick frowns once again. "What does that even mea-"

"Ok people, let's get started," says Matt, clapping his hands enthusiastically. "I want all of you to give me as many pushups as you can while sitting on top of each other."

"Killersup isn't doing that," says Killersup. "This is anarchy."

"I agree with Killersup," says Patrick. "Frank only told you to watch the class, not to rule us like an evil sultan."

The other students in the classroom who tend to be quieter all shout in unison. "Yeah!"

Matt just stands there with uncaring eyes. "I thought this might happen." He brings out a remote with a single button on it. "...Which is why I installed this."
He presses the button and all the students, with the exception of Storm, get a nasty shock.

"When did you have time to install this?" gasps Patrick. "And why didn't Storm get shocked?"

"I have lots of free time, Patrick," Matt brags. "And Storm didn't get shocked because she's queen."

Storm sticks her tongue out at Patrick.

"Now c'mon. Do pushups on top of each other. New people on the bottom."

It takes them a while, but they all manage to get into some form that Matt finds acceptable. Snag is at the bottom, while Patrick is at the top. The room isnât that tall, so every time they do a pushup, Patrick goes through the ceiling tiles.

Matt claps and laughs. "Excellent! Do that for 20 minutes."

Clancy walks in the classroom, blowing his nose on a tissue. The tissue falls to the ground as he takes in his surroundings.

"Clancy, I want you to peel grapes and feed them to me!" orders Matt.

"I'm not going to do that," Clancy replies indignantly.

Matt gives Storm the remote. "Would you like to do the honors?"

Storm happily grabs the remote and presses it non-stop while Clancy and everyone else is getting electrical shocks. When Matt takes it from her, she pouts.

"That's enough for now. Save the batteries," says Matt.

So to recap, everyoneâs doing pushups on top of each other while Clancyâs feeding Matt peeled grapes and Stormâs reading an exciting book at her desk. This was still the case when Frank rushed into the room, Lauren in tow.

"What is going on here?!" shouts Frank, looking at Matt. That's when Storm breaks down in tears, the exciting book safely stowed under her desk.

"Matt forced everyone to do pushups on top of each other, and made stupid rules... and he said that if I didn't watch... he'd hit me," sobs Storm, her hand in a fist over her arm.

Matt stares at Storm, his mouth agape. Frank glares at Matt.

"We're going to take a little trip to principal Gantic's office."

Frank leads Matt to the door. When Matt looks back at Storm, sheâs no longer crying, and instead has a mischievous smile on her face as she offers him a cheery wave. She removes her fist from her arm, revealing the needle that sheâd stabbed herself with to bring out the tears. Matt glared.

"You treacherous little..." The door is closed before he can say anything further, and in a collective sigh, the stack of people doing pushups collapses like a landslide, overturning several desks. Storm prods Snagâs head with her foot.

Lauren stands there awkwardly. "So... what did I miss?"

Editor: @Stormwalker

Oh gosh... That was hilarious... Poor Matt. He got what he deserved though.

By the way, how many classes are there in total?

There are 7 periods and 7 classes... now that you mention it I feel like there should be more.

Error: Rule 6 was used twice.

Rule #6: Ferret is actually a ferret.

Rule #6: If you say something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a detention.

There are 7 periods and 7 classes... now that you mention it I feel like there should be more.

You could do what my school does and have "7" periods. Which is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5a, 5b, 6, and 7. 5a and 5b are lunch. But there's not that many people in the AG high so I don't think it'll work. Just having it be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 would be okay. There are clubs and things to consider, too.

Error: Rule 6 was used twice.

How much time will this story cover? Like will it be just a day or more?

Rule 6 was used twice.

Really? Curses. R2, I've failed you as an editor :P

How much time will this story cover? Like will it be just a day or more?

I will correct the numbers for you @R2D21999, but then there will be 11 rules of course... is that ok with you? =)

And I have a question for my character... could you have me drive a Harley to work please? =P

Also, if you want to, you can use my short story from my janitor experience I posted in an older thread! I used some different users, but it can be altered easily...

is that ok with you? =)

could you have me drive a Harley to work please?

Also, if you want to, you can use my short story from my janitor experience I posted in an older thread

That seemed to be an incredibly accurate portrayal of Matt. Well done, though it may have gone to his head a little bit......

~Manly

Depends who's calling the shots at that moment in time @MattEmAngel... for all you know, Frank's on vacation and I am teaching my art class at that very spot?! =P

That chapter seemed awfully short...

It's easy and fun to read @Frank_Frooton... that's why it seemed short!

That chapter seemed awfully short...