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You manage to shock the cheese. I use my own to CrossTheStreams = 16!

Well, uh, discarding the part where every molecule in your body explodes, the Ghost Cheese's negative energy is drained. Phew.

A ghost is invulnerable to any physical ailments, but maybe if I use the Ghost-be-real, then it would work! Of course! *places ghost-be-real on the floor* If it works the way it said on TV, then you'll become physical! Woo! Take that, ghost!
GhostBeReal = 12

It works! The process drains the cheese's sprit-ness. We can also now use physical attacks, so I use my PowerfulArtifact = 13 to squash it again!

I pull out Very Longsword (mutilate a doll 2,Kongregate) and slices it1d20=18

Your overly long longsword cuts clean through the ghost cheese. In the positive sense, I mean.

Physical Ghost Cheese: How did we forget this? I mean 431/500

Considering the cheese is both physical and floating in the air, I TurnOnMyFan = 5

Ummm... See, when you made it physical, it became bound by gravity. It's just annoyed now.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 426/500

I use my AK47 = 13 to put some holes in it!

Even though you missed some shots, you managed to put a lot of holes in that cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 413/500

I throw PoisonDarts = 13 to the cheese.

Not really a bull's eye, but this poison was nasty.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 400/500

I spill a BucketOfLeeches = 20 on the cheese.

The leeches drain the life from the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 380/500

I use a Mouse = 15 to eat the cheese!

Mouse bites cheesee.Then got killed. By cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 365/500

Skeltons ATTACK!1d20=8

Skeletons hacked and slashed at the cheese with abandon, but they dealt shallow wounds.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 357/500

I test my ChiropracticSkillz = 15 on the cheese.

You squashed the cheese flat.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 342/500

I summon my Chimera = 8!

The lion head bites into the cheese. But I think it's lactose intolerant. My condolences.

I SlapTheCHEEEESEEE = 5

^ @sciller45 you forgot to update the cheese HP.

You managed to slap the cheese, but the cheese barely got damaged by it.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 329/500 <- including sciller's damage

I shoot the cheese with my AR15 = 2.

Your gun jammed after firing only one, glancing shot.

327/500

I throw a Tomahawk = 20 at the cheese.