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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Lowco1
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Die = 3Forum Cheese is a pillow. Forum cheese: 30 hp.

DICE RESULTS
3 = Die
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,319 posts
Templar

@Lowco1: You apparently haven't (fully) read the rules. The cheese has 10 HP, not 30.

Lowco1 taps the cheese despite overestimating its toughness.
Forum Cheese: 7/10 HP
I slap Forum Cheese. SlapDamage = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = SlapDamage
helpo1
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helpo1
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Patrick has eaten the Forum Cheese.

I make THE Prince Cheese. THE_Cheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = THE_Cheese
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,319 posts
Templar

helpo1 makes a medium THE Prince Cheese.
THE Prince Cheese: 50/50 HP
I slap THE Prince Cheese. SlapDamage = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = SlapDamage
helpo1
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helpo1
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Patrick kicks THE Prince Cheese with that much strength, that Prince Denas feels personally offended.
I steal a woodcutter's axe and chop THE Prince Cheese. Woodcutter = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Woodcutter
etg2002
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etg2002
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Cheese flies after the hit!
i take a hammer because a slap is not enough. 1d20=17 THE prince cheese: 1/50
(how the heck do you guys make the dice? i got a 17 in the real roll, BTW)

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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(There's a Dice button where the row of blue buttons are although they tend to vanish. Also, I don't think I can count yours.)

helpo makes an average dent in the cheese.
THE Prince Cheese 18/50
I glove slap the cheese. KAPOW = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = KAPOW
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

Darkfire drench the cheese in gasoline, and lit it on fire while laughing maniacally, unfortunately the cheese lives.
THE Prince Cheese 1/50
I slap the cheese Dieeeeeeeeeee = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Dieeeeeeeeeee
helpo1
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helpo1
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AHomoSapien succesfully overkills THE Prince Cheese. -6/50.
I make... simply a cheese. A_cheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = A_cheese
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

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AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Helpo1 generated a feeble A_cheese
A_Cheese = 10/10 HP
I slap ACheese = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = ACheese
Gantic
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Gantic
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AHomoSapien pitied the cheese and didn't want to slap it too hard.
A_Cheese = 5/10 HP
I slap A_cheese. AsGoodAsDead = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = AsGoodAsDead
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

Gantic was ruthless and KO the cheese
A_Cheese = -13/10 HP

I make SonicCheese Resonate = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Resonate
riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
1,148 posts
Farmer

The SonicCheese is, not really sonic.

I slap SonicCheese [roll 1d20 KILLSONIC]

riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
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Farmer

oops, let me try that again.
KILL_SONIC = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = KILL_SONIC
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