Well then, Holt24, you're banned! Because we know what you did in your past... or, should we say not holt24, but LADY GAGA! dundunduuuuuuuuuuuun!
Prepare for nonesense!
After getting your inspiration from the other famous Lady (research it, fool!) you ATTEMPTED to get a music career going. However, with a name like Albert, it would be hard to get that off. So, you went to Wal-mart to get your name changed. As you walked through the door, you didn't say hi to the door greeter, who was just trying to have a good day, even though it was the day his divorce papers would fall through, and he was being fired at the end of the day anyways, and he ran out of food 3 days ago in his house. He snapped, grabbing your arm and "demonstrated" the newest in security in the store: Whatever limb it is that exit's the building is immediately cut off and cauterized. Which is what happened to you. For the rest of your life, you could only moonlight as a singer, like Bruce Wayne or President Washington, while you greeted customers in the Wal-Mart for the rest of your life in your personal hell of "Have a great day"'s and "Welcome to Wal-mart's!"
Well, wow wow wow yourself! lol I wasn't expecting there to be another page made so quickly. lol and weren't you just banned for having too short of a post?
Actually, I was waving my arm out of the school bus window... And I was an exotic dancer before being let go (got too saggy) and getting a job at walmart. But that was a good story too!
Still you're banned for being wrong!
Well there was but I took a shotgun and killed her so I guess you aren't the stalker. Anyhow your banned for Making me kill someone.
Hey, I worked with that broad! I had to work a double shift because she died! Grrr.