if you are feared people start hiring snipers to kill you join the dark side and you will be granted mental powers (mindreading, telekinezy, frenzy, mental trauma, soul crush, manipulation, farsight, future sight)
Join the Dark Side! WE HAVE THE BEST THING EVER! WE HAVE DAVID COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you don't want supermodels, they are too cool to let you kiss them join the dark side and you will gain the ability to change your dimension ( you could be a point, or a line, or 2D, or 3D, or 4D. the cool part is that you could even have less than 0 dimensions, you could be smaller than a point!! cool, nah?)