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granted, but accidently swallow an entire claw and choke to death.

I wish for walruses (walri?)

The walri eat u...


I wish for a UNICORN that's friendly and doesn't kill me... and that pukes rainbows ^_^

Granted, but the unicorn hurled rainbow-juice all over you.
I wish I could play guitar like Steve Vai.

granted you get chased by fans

i wish i was alive again and not eaten by killbynight

granted you turn out to be zombie and the girl from l4d2 shoots you in the face with a shotgun

i wish i had no homework

granted now you are a retard

i wish i was invincible

granted you turn out to be zombie and the girl from l4d2 shoots you in the face with a shotgun

granted in order for your body to become invincible it stops all other systems making you a no brained stephen hawking

oh and i wish i ruled the world (HAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

Granted, but you are killed in a French-style revolution.

I wish I wasn't schizophrenic. Me too. We also agree....

granted but you have a terminal disease

oh man im hungry.... wish i could have a pizza right now..

legion i love it, nice!

granted, but you get anchovies and bull testicles
i wish to have a video game that i could play for days on end.

Granted, but your iq drops 30 points.

ty, by the way.

I wish I could shape-shift.

granted but u can only shift into paris hilton's brain

I wish i could have infinite money

granted, but since there is an infinite supply of money, it is worth nothing, defeating the purpose of money.

I wish I had a pet chimp.

granted it destroyed your house and pooped on your bed

i wish i could have a succesful rpg..