You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted, but the pepper spray you put on your steak just blinded you.And I wish I was a pretty princess!
Granted, but a dragon captures you.I wish I had a burger.
Granted but you were in Soviet Russia and the burger ate youI wish I had a jet
Granted, but you don't know how to fly it, nobody will teach you how, and nobody wants to fly it for you.I wish I was Canadian.
Granted but China nuked your houseI wish I was Mars
Granted but a meteor crashed into you and destroyed you I wish i was deadpool
granted. you however, become trapped in a comic book forever.i wish i was a dragon.
a knight comes and slaughters you i wish to visit murder world
wish granted. i murder you.i wish dragons was real, they didn't attack me, and that they have enough food. (not me)
granted. dragon hunters kill em all, then kill you because they see you as a threati wish i was a dragon and that nothing could go wrong with this wish
wish granted. someone tries to kill you, but they meet my blade(Dragon's destiny) instead. i then proceed to unleash hell on all the dragon hunters.i wish... screw this, i wish dragons wouldn't be harmed by dragon hunters or dragon slayers.
all dragons get killed by big game huntersi wish i remebered my sunscreen and motion sickness pills during my visit to murder world
wish granted. i proceed to use chaos blast to obliterate big games hunters and you.i wish *******es would stop killing dragons.
wish granted but i summon el fuerte to turn them all into tasty dragon salsa for his super dynamic cooking timei wish forthe power of adaptability
granted, but i trick you into adapting into a toster and since your nolonger you, you lose the power of adaptability.i wish i had 1,000,000,000 AP
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