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I wish i could get my new computer now instead of in 4 weeks.

you get it now, but it isn't assembled yet and is completely useless.
i wish for saturday to be now.

Granted,not the days are named differently and will forever confuse you!

I wish for a plate of cooked lobster, with some spices, very hot, with salad under it, all the inedibles picked out, a cup of tea beside it, and a note that says "don't ruin this for me" on the plate's edge.

you get everything you wished for, except the note has a cat sitting on it.

i wish for a magic homework machine.

Granted, it makes your homework bigger!

I wish for the universe to implode then replode then implode again.

Granted, but it won't happen for billions of years.

I wish for a dollar.

Granted, it's your own dollar!

I wish for a baseball rat.

Granted, but a bullet is jammed!

I wish for a better tomorrow!

Your wish-less wish is granted.

I wish people would remember.

granted it did happen


i wish i could fly like a bird

you fly, but you can't control it and get sucked into an airplane engine.

i wish for super typing speed.

granted but you type so fast your fingers flew off


i wish you had your fingers back

Granted, he can't move them.

I wish for a green bicycle.

Granted, but someone steals it. I guess they needed it more than you did.

I wish for an ounce of gold.

granted, it falls from the sky and lands on your head and you get a concussion

i wish for a flamethrower