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Granted, you never wish again

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(Inception reference)

Granted it falls on you and you die

I wish that I had pie

Granted, but your head explodes when you find out the history of "..."

I wish that people would stop wishing for such inane things.

granted but know the only wishes that everyone can made are about inane things.

i wish to know what inane means.

granted, inane means stupid, and asinine, but now you need to know what asinine means.

I wish I knew the final # of pi.

granted,6

i wish for a mind reading device

granted but you can only read the minds of toilets

I wish to be have the power of omnipotence

granted, but the genie thought you sayed cake so u get cake unstead .still not bad

i wish to read the minds of girls(haha see better wording)

granted but you read the minds of aliens girls


I wish for a wolf/werewolf army to destroy the vikings

Granted, but do to the confusion of whether to destroy the actual Vikings or the Viking sports team, it destroys the opposite of what you wanted.

I wish I wasn't an Oscar Myer Wiener.

Granted but you are an Oscar Myer Wiener.

I wish my wish won't get corrupted....

Granted, but the corrupt wish god kills you.

I wish for a username change function NOW!

Granted, it changes your name to "LordOfAllPoop"

I wish that Blade would stop HATING ME!

Your wish was destroyed in the process.

I wish for burgers.

Granted but they're BURGERS OF WAR!

I wish for some way to KILL ALL THE NOOBS ON THE PLANET!