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Granted, everyone else thinks of that, and every story and movie are like that now. You are clueless to what's going on in popular media.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Granted Life becomes living hell once again.
I wish I lived in medieval Europe.

Granted, and arrow goes through your knee piercing many tendons and you die a bloody death.

I wish to have a sledgehammer hit me in the face.

Granted, but the person weilding the sledgehammer misses and hits your foot instead.

I wish that the next person would die of a heart attack.

Granted, but since you were next from DevilishConcoction, you die of a heart attack.

I wish there was a way to kill but not kill.

Granted, the handle is greasy, so it slips out of your hands and jabs your foot. When you pick it back up, it slips and stabs you in the heart.

I wish homework would do itself. (and by do itself, I mean get a pencil, and paper, if necessary, and complete itself with the aforementioned tools of academics.)

Granted, nobody ever learns anything and the world plunges into stupidity.

I wish nukes would make candy.

Granted, but the candies was bathed in nuclear radiation from the nuke aftermath.

I wish for multiple parallel universes.

granted but aliens come over the portal and kill us

i wish i had a dragon

That dragon eats you XD

I wish I had....TELIKINESIS POWERS

Granted, you have no control over your powers. Everything around you will start to fly in different directions.

I wish I could type words just by thinking about it.

Granted, you swear and troll all over AG and are renowned as one of, if not the, worst member.

I wish I'd stop typing the a-word when I'm trying to type "add".

Granted, you just type it when you're trying to type every other word in any language.

I wish death could be reversed without zombies.

granted, zombies are now everywhere.

i wish to be a powerful mercenary!

Granted, but you get killed by a more powerful mercenary.

I wish I could make any healthy, safe food at any time without being able to make too much at one time.