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Granted, but the wish contract was rendered null and void (meaning your impossible wish was, well, impossible)
I wish for a taco smoothie

Granted, but Chuck Norris jumps through your window and steals, points a finger at you, and says, "just cause you say nothing bad can happen to it doesn't mean Chuck Norris can happen to it."

I wish for a taco smoothie

Granted! it tastes horrible and you throw up.
I wish for glowing red eyes.

Granted, the red is blood.

I wish for glowing blue eyes.

jeff... u didn't say a wish

BUT I SAY!!

i wish for a litter box

Granted, everybody throws their trash in it.

I wish for a faster computer.

Granted. it runs soo fast it crashes (made up that joke)

I wish people are always there for you when you need them. And i'm not just talking about online

Granted, the wish is that you get sucked into a black hole and a blue star with Justin Beiber's music playing inside of your mind the whole time, but you wouldn't die, and the music would never stop playing.

I wish I could actually grant wishes.

granted, but you wished to die so you killed yourself.

i wish i knew how to play a guitar.

Granted. Unfortunately, you played a "sharp" and bled to death.

I wish I was invincible to every harm known to man (including corrupted wishes)

Granted, you feel so good you die from excess.

I wish people would stop trying to wish for nonsense.

Granted, but since you wished for something nonsense, you are thrown into nonexistence for creating a paradox.

I wish we could all just get along. (not world peace, just Armor Games peace)

Granted, but Cartman comes, moons us, says,"Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?," sparks controversy, everybody says,"Whoa, don't go there," and there's a fight, ending peace.

I wish for my crush to like me.

Granted, you get smashed. (you said "crush&quot

I wish for everyone to die.