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Granted, but it eats your face off.

I wish for a happy day.

U get one happy day, but ur life is never happy agin.

I wish for a non annoying sibling :P

Granted, but they quickly get killed in an accident and start annoying you as a ghost.

I wish that I could be in multiple places at once.

Granted, but the original you teleported to a lava pit and died.

I wish that the spammers were gone.

Granted, they start spamming you in your mind and you commit suicide to get rid of the annoying messages.

I wish that it wasn't raining so heavily.

Granted, but you never get rain again.

I wish I could make food whenever I please.

Granted but everything you touch turns into food (including living things)

I wish for a capital at the beginning of my name

You die for not making a wish.

I wish I could do anything.

GOT NINJA'd !!!

Granted but you are forever trapped in a world of terror and nonsense

I wish to be able to ninja any one

Granted, you ninja yourself repeatedly.

I wish I could never be ninja'd again.

Granted, However people take half an hour to respond to your posts even though there was a stream of posts commin' right before you posted

Drat I wish I didn't forget to put my wish at the end of posts

Granted, you only ever wish for your death in your posts.

I wish for a pizza.