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Granted, you crash it and die.

I wish to pilot a mecha.

Granted, but it breaks and falls of a cliff

i wish i could have my hoverboard now, instead of having to wait till 2015.

granted, you try to use it on water and drown in the sea.

i wish i could breath under water.

granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

i wish armor games would get back on its feet.

It doesn't have feet so no.

I wish for a Jollibee yumburger.

granted it has no pickles muhahahaha im a monster I wish for pickles

Granted, you eat so much pickles you get sick of them.

I wish everything would be ok with John's profile.

granted, the shock site redirect is gone, but so is everything else.

i wish i could turn invisible.

Granted. You turn invisible and get run over by a passing car.

I wish for the person below to tell me about what the shock site shows.

if you want to know look up shock site on wikipedia, it is lemonparty.

i wish all shock sites would disappear.

p.s. shock site is disgusting.

It becomes a site that gives out free ice cream

I wish I had a private jet

The private jet is Jay Jay the Jet Plane.

I wish 1+3=9!

Granted, but you have to re-write this in every math textbook known to man.

I wish I wasn't always bored.

Granted, now you are forever entertained. IN HELL!

I wish for giant wings.

granted, but they weigh so much you can't move.

i wish the hobbit would come out sooner.