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You get it, but then realize that it was meant to be given to a politician, and was actually rigged with explosives by an assassin. As soon as you make your first call your head is blown to pieces.

I wish I was invincible.

You get it but like all the invincibles you have a crack point and your crack point is using the toilet!
You go to WC and you're dead!

I wish for the gates and passages to the other worlds!

You get them...but the other worlds are full of terrible creatures that attack you the instant they see you

I wish for a dead turtle

Granted, it starts stinking up your house and you get rid of it.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted...but it is a super computer whose mission is to keep your house unkempt

I wish to have malaria

Granted... BUT You have to suffer through it for all eternity!

I wish for a shotgun!

Granted, but it's a cursed antique shotgun. All owners comitted suicide with this.

I wish this thread gets on top again.

granted, this thread gets on top of mt. everest.

i wish this thread never dies.

Granted, but all the other threads still die eventually, causing this thread to live on alone

I wish to be able to count to 20 in korean

granted but you can no longer count in any other language

i wish i am the worlds smartest person

Granted, but your IQ is too low to qualify.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, the universe then collapses in on itself, destroying literally everything

I wish for a pony (who was perfect in every way), named sprinkles

Granted, but the pony decided you are not good enough for it and leaves you.

I wish for a big brother.

Granted. (You're new big brother commences in beating you up)

I wish that something good happens to the next poster.

Granted, but something good happening to me means something bad happening to you

I wish to be yasemin8's new big brother