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Granted, but it hits you in the head and you get a concussion.

I wish for magical healing powers.

Granted , now your potato is eating an Jewish version of Hitler

I wish you would stop aiming at me

Granted, but the heat seeking missiles still get you because, well, they're heat seeking.

I wish I had regeneration powers like Wolverine.

Your wish has been granted, but they are overly powerful, so you turn into a huge festering glob.

I wish to be allowed to say 'Your wish has been granted' instead of 'Granted' on every post of mine on this thread.

Granted, but all of your posts in this thread have been deleted by a mod.

I wish for invincibility.

Granted, and then you're the last person alive.

I wish for no camp tomarrow.

Granted , you were camping yesterday

I wish for a pig

It doomsday , not domsday

You got armagedon instead of doomsday (I know it's the same)

I wish to hear a knock knock joke

*a knock at your door, u open the door, a serial killer stands before u*

I wish for all the chocolate in the world

Do i even need to bother?

I want to be a Tolkin style elf (Not the retard american one).

Your wish has been granted. However, consequently you have to go to Valinor and stay there until this world perishes.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but wishing for nothing is something so it contradicts it's self, causing the word to purge into oblivion.

I wish for Diamonds.

Granted, you, your family, and all of your friends are transformed into diamond statues, and can never move ever again.

I wish for a cream cheese bagel.

Granted, but you have to eat it off of the stomach of a hairy, sweaty man.

Your wish has been granted...or so I would say if you had actually wished for something.
Subsequently, you get nothing.
That's right. Nothing. You go home empty handed, depressed and think about the opportunity you just missed.
Your life will never be the same again.

I wish that everyone who thinks the UN wants to force them into hobbit homes rethink their position and consider that hobbit homes are actually a very nice place to live in. Full of food, nice furniture.....away from the city..very suburbian.