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Granted, but it convinces you to ride it with facial expressions. Once on it immeadietly bucks you off then stamps all over you.

I wish for Obamacare to fail.(I'm in Canada)

Granted, to get rid of this discussion the USA step into a new war, this will bind all their money... ah, you want to know whos the enemy? Canada!

I wish for a beer!

Granted, you get a bear that attacks you. Oh, you said beer? My mistake! You should've been clearer next time.

I wish for a cup of juice.

Granted, here you have a cup of ice-cooled Belladonna-juice, enjoy!

I wish for a bike.

Granted, it's Super Bike.



Good luck getting rid of him.

I wish for a doorjamb.

Hope you don't mind if it isn't functional

I wish for a dance party with Stephen Hawking

Granted, but it's on the other side of the world.

I wish for a glarflargle.

granted, but your glarfargle is a narlfedinger

I wish for more wishes

Okay, but you can only wish for more wishes.
I wish for a submarine.

Ok, but you get a yellow submarine, and are forced to listen to beatle songs all day.
I wish I knew how to spell.

Granted, but you only know how to spell everything incorrectly.

I wish for a pair of loafers.

Granted...they are a bit crusty on the inside, though.

I wish for vomit stained sheets

Granted, but the vomit is forced out of you to stain the sheets.

I wish for a worn down house.

Granted, but one room is perfect.

I wish for a spaceship for my spacefish

Granted, the ship has also a space-drive which allows to jump from star to star, sadly it had a malfunction and jumps into the center of a star, although it has very strong shields and can stand there for a short while, while it jumps back to earth... sadly the passenger, which is your spacefish, wasnt protected that well... burnt spacefish.

I wish someone refills my drink.