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Granted, but PONIES PONIES PONIES....

i wish for my life to get a move on

Granted, you get turned into a car

I wish for a fish on a dish.

you get a dish on a fish
I wish for a master builder

Granted, Bob the Builder appears with his singing machinery and follows you around all day yodeling at the top of his voice.

I wish I had no math.

Granted, but it grows between your toes and pinches you.

I wish for long fingernails that are invulnerable to biting.

you are a parody of wolverine you get sued

I wish for one google lego

Granted, but your fingernails grow excessively long and they become longer than your arms.

Oh, I forgot to say
I wish for a set of headphones that have good sound quality. :v'

granted but they are broken
I wish you could stop corrupting my wishes

Granted, but you get a very spicy and salty hamburger.

I wish for my drawing tablet to arrive faster.

Granted, but they got so rushed, they ended being broken

I wish I could make pie right now.

Granted, but you mistake sugar for salt.

I wish I could get some sleep. -_-

Granted, you sleep for as long as Ichabod Crane (I can't remember how long)

I wish I could remember how long Ichabod Crane slept for.

granted but you use google

I wish for batteries

Granted, but you got wasted ones.

I wish for a hamburger right now.. I'm hungry. :v