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i slap you with a giant banana that a monkey half eaten after being attacked by a dog with a rabid tooth!

HAH!

I slap you to life (hee hee haa haa) with my holy gloves

I slap you with an elephant's pancreas that has been half cooked by the Iron Chef but was then stolen by Ronald McDonald who left on the street and it got ran over 3567 times and then was cleaned with sewer water and dropped off the Empire State Building and caught by me using super awesome amazing sticky gloves.

i slap you with the effiel tower i take that as a home run for me

I slap you with the weird look I made after going "whut?" to your slap

I slap you with honey glazed ham.
How do you beat that?


Nooooooooooooooooooo we just ran out of bread so I can't make anymore ham sandwiches!!!

I slap you with a fresh baked bag of bread!

yeah. pwn3d.

slap you with a hungry bear. eaten all the bread

I slap you with a ham sandwich that I wish I could eat...



Nooooooooooooooooooo we just ran out of bread so I can't make anymore ham sandwiches!!!

i slapped you with a knife

I slap you with english tea, then I sha'll take a random cat and the repeatibly beat your face in for 10 minutes!

I take a white-hot poker and shove it down your throat. Then I take hot coals and make you eat them, then I make you drink water, wwhich makes steam, causeing you to explode.

It's SLAP the above user. I slap you with this knowledge.

I slap thepossum with a real life possum how about them apples.

I slap you with them apples.