I am currently planning a game where I will be needing "joke names" for common computer businesses. They should be recognizable, and preferably funny. Most of them might also need a modified logo.
For example, so far I have: Dell = Dull (This is the only one I could think of that's not totally lame) Windows = Doors (Lame, but I have an idea for a recognizable, but modified logo) Windows = Windeers Microsoft = Macrosoft Microsoft = Microhard Gateway = Gayway (Although that might be going too far)
As you can see, I am terrible with words, and need major help. Does anyone have any ideas? You will receive credit for the names you think of.