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Not much of a walkthrough that you can do for a game where the only aim is to kill.... but here are some tips for Thing thing arena that I came up with, some of them are probably obvious, but i'll post them anyway just in case - They should get you into the 'Today' Hiscores, and if your really good, maybe even the alltime.


First I just want to say about how good each weapon is, the following list is in order of how good each one is. It goes from best to gun, to worst gun. It also gives a bit of information about each weapon.

1. Jack hammer - This gun fires pretty much as fast as a machinegun and is really really powerful. Every time you pick it up, it will give you 12 bullets.

2. Thompson SMG - The best machinegun in the game. Really fast at firing but, like all machineguns, not very powerful, this is still a brilliant gun though, and you get 30 bullets every time you pick it up.

3. Bizon SMG - This is another machinegun.(As you can guess... I love machineguns)It's a bit more powerful than the Thompson SMG but fires slower. This gun is brillaint for if you are short on ammo as every time you pick it up, you get 50 bullets.

4. CZ-75 Select Fire - A pistol machinegun. (More machineguns) This one fires the fastest but as it is a machinegun and a pistol, it has low damage, every time you pick it up you get 20 bullets.

5. Gyrojet - A pistol... that fires rockets! Very miniature rockets... but for stinky bean survival, it helps if there's too much as it one hit kills, Not that fast at firing but what can you expect from a pistol rocket launching thingy... it gives you 5 bullets per pickup.

6. S&W .500 Magnum - A magnum, hence the name... one hit kills anything, so... you could call it really powerful, doesn't get much ammo per pickup though and quite slow at firing, 5 bullets per pickup.

7. SPAS 12 - A shotgun!! Yey! I'm not a big fan of shotguns unless i'm against zombies, so not a very good gun for the survival modes, it's slow firing, like all shotguns, but incredibly powerful, but doesn't have a wide a shooting area as you'd expect. It gives 9 bullets per pickup.

8. VP-70 - Another machine gun, but I don't like it... it's a burst machinegun, so doesn't fire as fast as a machine gun, it's just as powerful as a machinegun, maybe a bit more powerful but not a very good gun, alright if you have hundreds of bullets and you like clicking alot. You get 21 bullets per pickup.

9. Walther-P99 - A pistol, but a bit more powerful and fires just as fast, you need to keep clicking but all the same, it is quite a good gun if that does not bother you,it gives you 17 bullets per pickup.

10. Beretta 92FS - Another pistol... but with a silencer! Just as powerful as an ordinary pistol, but the silencer makes it special and it gives you lots of bullets, 15 per pickup.

11. 1911 Custom - Your starting weapon, a pistol, just a boring, regular pistol... gives you 7 bullets per pickup.

12. Double Barrel 12Gauge - A pistol shotgun thingy... not very good as it is very slow, you only get 2 bullets per pickup, but on the bright side... it blows stinky beans to smithereens.

That's all for the weapons, below you'll find some tips on how to beat each of the different games.

General tips:

1. Try not to take health unless you need it. If you have lost about 1 quarter of one bar of your health, then it is worth taking as it will keep your health up, if you think it is about to disappear then just take it anyway, but if you are pretty much full health, only take it if you really think it won't get you hurt anymore. Because you'll regret taking health if your just gonna take more a minute after getting it.

2. Try to stay away from the enemies, because if your weapon is to big and they are right on top of you, you won't hit them but on the bright side, you might hit the ones that are just coming and that aren't shooting yet.

3. If you see a good weapon and you can spare a bit of health, get the weapon, even if it does mean running into the middle of about 6 guys.

4. Never panic! If you think there is too much enemies on the screen, don't worry, the game has a set amount that it will put on the screen, so just make sure you stay alive! Don't worry about more enemies coming.

5. Have fun!

Survival mode tips:

1. At the beginning, use you Custom 1911 for as long as you can, then swap to the Beretta 92FS and the Walther-P99. Once you reach 30 kills or so you can stop doing this as you will need your good weapons - which should have built up a bit by now.

2. Cycle through your weapons,until you get quite far into it(60 or 70 kills), don't worry too much about it. But if you cycle through your guns in the following order, it will really help, as there is no pressing q to get to the weapon you want, then pressing e to get to another one, you just need e for the following sequence of guns.

Go from whatever gun you are on to...

Bizon SMG - Once your out of ammo, move to the...

VP-70 - Once your out of ammo(Or if you think you have enough of the other types) move to the...

Thompson SMG - Once your out of ammo move to the...

CZ-75 Select fire - Once your out of ammo move to the...

Jack Hammer - Once your out of ammo move to the...

Gyrojet - Use this to clear some area on the stinky bean level, or if you need some ammo, this gun should keep you going for a while, once you are done with this gun move back to the..

Bizon SMG - Keep repeating the cycle.

3. If you have really good accuracy attempt shooting the enemies as they are falling down, this really helps, as even if you only get one or two shots in them, they will be easier to kill later, don't forget, they won't shoot much if they are falling, and if they are, if you are moving enough, they shouldn't hit.

4. Keep moving! Jumping! Double jumping! Go to the left! Go to the right! Just keep moving! This is vital if you want to stay alive, this will make you a much harder target although you might hit a bit less unless you have really good accuracy.

5. Have fun! And stay alive!!!

Zombie survival:

1. Don't worry about ammo - it's not important whenever you have 9999 bullets.

2. Don't move unless you are getting swamped with 2 or 3 zombies from each side. Stay as close to the middle as possible, as they don't have guns, you can get a few of them dead before they reach you.

3. Jumping helps a lot, once you reach quite a high number of kills if you keep on jumping you should be able to clear you landing area and then you can land again and go back up, this really helps and will keep your health up for a bit longer.

4. If you see health take it! You only have 1 bar of health for this game and the zombies drop it very rarely! Health is heaven if your doing zombie survival. You will only get 1 package in about every 20 zombies. That is an average, you might get 3 within 20, but if you do, expect none for quite some time.

5. Kill the faster moving ones first, if you get them then you will have more time before the rest of the zombies reach you, giving you a few more seconds to knock their heads off.

6. Don't get eaten and make sure you have fun!

Super Survival:

1. Don't forget that you have 20 bullets for your gyrojet and 30 grenades in your Armscor 40mmMGL, this gun is unique and you will only get those 30 bullets for it, use them wisely. The gyrojet will one hit kill them, as will the Armscor 40mmMGL. But the Armscor 40mmMGL has a larger blast radius so it is better, save the Armscor 40mmMGL for later on(About 20 kills) as they will becoming in larger numbers now and you will need to quickly kill a few of them.

2. Moving is vital! If you don't move, these guys will pick you off in seconds and you will be dead in no time, these enemies are not your normal survival enemies! Keep jumping from left to right.

3. Shoot them quickly, they need to be dead within a few seconds of them coming on the screen or else they will shoot you and you will die! This game requires quick reactions so you can turn and shoot in seconds, and it requires pinpoint accuracy! Practice a lot on survival before attempting this one.

4. Don't be annoyed about only getting 15 or 20 kills, that is quite a good score and the game takes practice getting used to. If you can reach 30 or even 40kills, you are doing good.

5. Have fun and expect short living on this one!

Stinky bean survival:

1. This one requires one hell of a lot of patience, if your wanting a short game, this is definetly not the one to choose.

2. Keep jumping and use the cycle that I put in at the Survival mode tips and you will get at least 1000 kills, and that's a bad score! If you could be bothered getting a score of about 6000, it's good. It's easy to reach a lot higher just no-one can be bothered apart from the complete freaks that have scores of 20000 on this one...

3. The game doesn't get more difficult from as soon as you have reached a score of about 3000, you could just play for a long long time, but it gets very boring.

4. Not much tips to give on this one, it's too easy, anyone can figure it out, but make sure you don't let a group of them get close! They do very little damage, but if 6 of them attack you, you should expect to lose at least one quarter of your total health, that's counting both bars.




Okay... I hope this will be of some use to some and that someone gets in the hiscore - if you do - please leave a comment on my profile and I will check it out ^_^

Thanks for reading this :P