I'll write 2 lines then the next person will write 2 lines and so on.Start.Once upon a time, in the deepest part of the crappycat forest, lived Tarzanfricker, the stupidest dog ever.
Everyone that is, except for the unicorn, hornyhorse.
And then Tarzanfricker decided to go to town,and then,All the people became stupid!
Then they died of stupid disease.
Then they arose as stupid zombies with super mutant turtle powers.
Then Sonny befriended the zombies and dined with and enjoyed some green tea.
He was so stupid that he jumped off a 900000000000000 mile cliff
Then, the unicorn came to the village and the zombies enjoyed tastey unicorn beef.
But, the unicorn beef was poisoned, so all the zombies but Tarzanfricker died.
Tarzanfricker trip over a rock.
and falls in crap
... clean the stuff off because he's too sissy to do it himself.
But a couple of zombies saw his body,and Tarzanfricker rose from the dead.
Then his mom starts eating him because she is hungry and he was a disgrace to all the zombie dogs.
Then she becomes stupid and makes another village stupid.
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