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Nice lol.

I is an Idiot.

Also if anyone knows how to make a MessageBox stop on Abort then shutdown the computer. It's a joke for my geeky friends...

I did run across some code one time that asked a user "Do you need a drink holder?"
If they clicked Yes, the CD tray popped out. ;-)

I'll try to find that one. It is quite amusing.

Thanks IqAndreas! Also, if youn postbe sure to specify if it is JScript or VBScript

Here's a little socket server. It's pretty old though, so I don't remember quite how to use it. :P Made for commuting with multiple .swf clients.

Java

import java.net.*;
import java.io.*;

public class socketServer {
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {

ServerSocket serverSocket = null;
try {
serverSocket = new ServerSocket(528);
} catch (IOException e) {
System.err.println("Could not listen on port: 528."
System.exit(1);
}

Socket clientSocket = null;
try {
clientSocket = serverSocket.accept();
} catch (IOException e) {
System.err.println("Accept failed."
System.exit(1);
}

PrintWriter out = new PrintWriter(clientSocket.getOutputStream(), true);
BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(clientSocket.getInputStream()));

int i = -99999;
while(i > 999999){
out.println("Sending data to client"
}

out.close();
in.close();
clientSocket.close();
serverSocket.close();
}
}

Here's a JScript file.
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24;x4=300;y4=200;

x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0;

i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i

].style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top

=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5);void(0);

Copy it and paste it into the address bar. You'll see what it does.
Make sure the website you do it on has images.

Wait it has to be this, sorry!

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24;x4=300;y4=200;x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0;i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5);void(0);

I did run across some code one time that asked a user "Do you need a drink holder?"
If they clicked Yes, the CD tray popped out. ;-)

I'll try to find that one. It is quite amusing.

About my code: make sure it is not on about:blank, make sure it is on a page with lots of pics. Like an AG game comment page

Try this one. It is partially made from some code I stole off of Qwerty001's site.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

If colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
If MsgBox("Do you need somewhere to place your drink?", vbYesNo) = vbYes
colCDROMs.Item(0).Eject
End If
End If

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
If colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
If MsgBox("Do you need somewhere to place your drink?", vbYesNo) = vbYes then colCDROMs.Item(0).Eject
End If

This one works IqAndreas... I fixed it. Hope you liked my site!

Here's a .js file that does what my previous post does except in a different formation.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img" DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.tan(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+&quotx"; DIS.top=(Math.sin(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+&quotx"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Here's my old one:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24;x4=300;y4=200;x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0;i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5);void(0);

Would it be possible for you to include the entire code, including all the HTML or whatever is necessary? That way, it is easier for us to just copy and paste to try it.

I'm just not 100% sure where to place the JavaScript in an HTML file.

This only works as a js injection on the URL on a page with .img files... I have some .js files that you can put in as HTML...

There is like <body> and <head> and stuff like that...

Try ... They have downloads, examples and lots of other stuff...