Let's try to make the longest sentence on AG. I got this idea from my English teacher who stated, "A sentence can be 4 or 5 pages long, and not be a run-on sentence." There's no way we're going to be able to make the longest sentence ever, because there's a sentence over 3 million words! I get my facts here.
Okay, here's how you play:
All you do is add on to the last statement made by the user above you.
ex. User 1: I love User 2: I love cats
Let's just see how far we can get.
I'll start off:
The old, gray man jumped through the window
(Remember to use adjectives, and adverbs to further the sentence.)
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad dead dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression.
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad dead dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling
The old, old, new, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad dead dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive.
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a GYM, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a GYM, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is very brightly coloured and has a knight sleeping in a corner it also has...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a GYM, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is very brightly coloured and has a knight sleeping in a corner it also has about five hundred eighty three excercise machines, some of which no one knows how to use, or even how to spell, for example names that sound like supercalifragilisticxpiolidocious except that they're not that long because the only thing that long in reality is Saturn when both it and it's rings are stretched out to the max, which would only be possible if...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the grate depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a GYM, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is very brightly coloured and has a knight sleeping in a corner it also has about five hundred eighty three excercise machines, some of which no one knows how to use, or even how to spell, for example names that sound like supercalifragilisticxpiolidocious except that they're not that long because the only thing that long in reality is Saturn when both it and it's rings are stretched out to the max, which would only be possible if it had eaten an incredibly large amount of burgers that had been made from...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the great depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a GYM, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is very brightly coloured and has a knight sleeping in a corner it also has about five hundred eighty three excercise machines, some of which no one knows how to use, or even how to spell, for example names that sound like supercalifragilisticxpiolidocious except that they're not that long because the only thing that long in reality is Saturn when both it and it's rings are stretched out to the max, which would only be possible if it had eaten an incredibly large amount of burgers that had been made from the meat of a hundred dead whales in Russian terrirory, which could be a problem because as everyone knows, dead whale meat makes people very gassy, ecspecially if it's from Russia, so it would cause Saturn to explode, which would leave no choice for the KSIES (Keeping Saturn In Exsistence society) but to replace Saturn with a giant rubber ball, which would cause...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make you hungry for yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh that had a strange odor... a mix of leftover meatloaf and chocolate.
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the great depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a GYM, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is very brightly coloured and has a knight sleeping in a corner it also has about five hundred eighty three excercise machines, some of which no one knows how to use, or even how to spell, for example names that sound like supercalifragilisticxpiolidocious except that they're not that long because the only thing that long in reality is Saturn when both it and it's rings are stretched out to the max, which would only be possible if it had eaten an incredibly large amount of burgers that had been made from the meat of a hundred dead whales in Russian terrirory, which could be a problem because as everyone knows, dead whale meat makes people very gassy, ecspecially if it's from Russia, so it would cause Saturn to explode, which would leave no choice for the KSIES (Keeping Saturn In Exsistence society) but to replace Saturn with a giant rubber ball, which would cause galactic implosion, destroying our entire solar system, but that's not going to happen because he himself has super powers to freeze time and fix everything which...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the great depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the Empire State Building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a gym, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is very brightly coloured and has a knight sleeping in a corner it also has about five hundred eighty three excercise machines, some of which no one knows how to use, or even how to spell, for example names that sound like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious except that they're not that long because the only thing that long in reality is Saturn when both it and it's rings are stretched out to the max, which would only be possible if it had eaten an incredibly large amount of burgers that had been made from the meat of a hundred dead whales in Russian terrirory, which could be a problem because as everyone knows, dead whale meat makes people very gassy, ecspecially if it's from Russia, so it would cause Saturn to explode, which would leave no choice for the KSIES (Keeping Saturn In Exsistence society) but to replace Saturn with a giant rubber ball, which would cause galactic implosion, destroying our entire solar system, but that's not going to happen because he himself has super powers to freeze time and fix everything which means that the solar system never got destroyed because Saturn was never replaced with a giant rubber ball because Russia never gave whale burgers to Saturn which means that Saturn and its rings were never stretched out, but the galaxy was still on a collision course with another galaxy and no amount of time stopping powers could ever prevent that, so...
The old, old, old, old, old, grayish-yellow racist stupid man jumped through the broken window which was higher than a high Boeing plane currently flying at a very very high altitude which was at 50,000 feet from the ground 50,000 feet below the wide arching stratosphere which is beautiful like a pizza in a pizzeria of beautiful pizzas, which, when you think about it, will make your entire mouth water for extremely yummy lemons of pure sourness that makes your face scrunch up into a wad of flesh dripping from a sad, dead, stinky dogs eye because it was crying a sad tear the moment it died which is really sad if you think about unless he happened to be on crack which cost him a total of ninety seven dollars and thirty six cents which could have bought him a very large candybar during the great depression and also couldve maybe bought him a doggy which couldve comforted him while he was falling down the empire states building and just to still be alive, but he finally hit the hard, stone paved ground which was harder than something in a nasty pervert's mind, but the pervert is locked in a crazy house so it's okay, but he still smacks his nurse's but once in a while they smack him and put him in a choke hold however he sometimes gets out of the old nurse's choke hold because she's not very strong, because she never went to a GYM, which is near her house, in the Armor Games street, which is very brightly coloured and has a knight sleeping in a corner it also has about five hundred eighty three excercise machines, some of which no one knows how to use, or even how to spell, for example names that sound like supercalifragilisticxpiolidocious except that they're not that long because the only thing that long in reality is Saturn when both it and it's rings are stretched out to the max, which would only be possible if it had eaten an incredibly large amount of burgers that had been made from the meat of a hundred dead whales in Russian terrirory, which could be a problem because as everyone knows, dead whale meat makes people very gassy, ecspecially if it's from Russia, so it would cause Saturn to explode, which would leave no choice for the KSIES (Keeping Saturn In Exsistence society) but to replace Saturn with a giant rubber ball, which would cause galactic implosion, destroying our entire solar system, but that's not going to happen because he himself has super powers to freeze time and fix everything which is pretty cool since nobody wants to die other than suicidal people, who for the most part are under police protection so they don't kill themselves, but I heard of this one guy who somehow killed himself with a phone, which I think was possible because...
