Well it's pretty self-explanatory! Have at it! You can even add your own! Rules: Just follow this format: [Quote here] ~[Author Name Here]
Mine is:
Like birds, like planes, like the sky and the grass. We all have colors, strength, and beauty, but it's only the matter of how you take them, know them, see them, and use them. ~choazmachine
Live small, dream big. ~ unknown
Your opinion matters, but your opinion is crap if you don't have any evidence. ~ Oceans of Wisdom Jarvis [My Global Studies Teacher]
Well it's on my profile ... "People make mistakes , That's why they put erasers on the end of pencils"- Lenny , The Simpsons
Also this one from Family guy...
Stewie Griffin: ooh, you've got some pie. Can I have a piece? Brian Griffin: Uh, ok Stewie Griffin: Hey, pass over some of that Cool wHip Brian Griffin: What? Stewie Griffin: Well, you put Cool wHip on pie. Brian Griffin: It's Cool Whip Stewie Griffin: That's what I said, Cool wHip Brian Griffin: Cool Whip Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip Brian Griffin: Cool Whip Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip Brian Griffin: Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H? Stewie Griffin: What are you talking about? I'm just saying Cool wHip Brian Griffin: Say whip Stewie Griffin: Whip Brian Griffin: Now say Cool Whip Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip Brian Griffin: Cool Whip! Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip Brian Griffin: Cool Whip! Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip Brian Griffin: You're eating HAIR!
" Yesterday is history, tomorrow's mystery, and today is a gift. That is why they call it present."
The full quote is, [i] "The clock is running. Make the most of today. Time waits for no man. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it is called the present."[i] And it was said by Joan Rivers.
All life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and no cause to value the one above the other.
-H. P. Lovecraft
I seem to be particularly fond of that one, it ends quite a few arguments at school.
"Educational" refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger. - Terry Pratchett
Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion - Terry Pratchett
[to Szayel Aporro Grantz] Immaculate being...Was it? In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of those who utter the contrary. This is the reality. Common man seeks it out, they strive to achieve it, as if it were some tangible thing...But...The fact of the matter is, perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I spit on perfection. Perfection, after all, implies you've reached the summit. No trial and error, no ability to conceptualize. An omniscient being would have no need for such superfluous things... Am I making myself clear? For people who dabble in the sciences, such as ourselves, perfection would make us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been, and will continue to come into existence...And yet every last one of them will fall short of perfection's finish. Our function as men of science relies on their many shortcomings. Then, and only then, can we apply the fruits of our labor. To put it simply...As soon as you began spouting that nonsense about being an immaculate being...Your fate was sealed. How dare you call yourself a man of science? - Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Bleach
# Sanity? Sorry. I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place. - Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach
