Legend tells of an extremely powerful weapon, powerful enough to slice almost anything in half with one hit...it's blade was so sharp, a feather floating down on top of it would be sliced in half instantly, it also had magic imbued in its blade... Although it was very heavy, the person who weilded it would feel no weight on it, however the weapon would behave like it did have the weight...
Unfortunately the blade broke off and fell down into the chasm hitting the devil on the head, killing him, and now you're left with a big stick which used to be the handle...
The Noob lvl20 primiry arms (yes lvl 20 becuase it takes something to make sure they dont run =P)
+25 strength +10 vitality -5 instinct (even though you ignore him) special effect: subtracts enemy stats for 2813763498276 instinct (cuz they have no idea how nub this guy is)
If a huge bolt of terrain comes flying at you, you probably aren't going to live to tell the tale. What I'm trying to say here is that this spell kills the enemy in one hit.