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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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dair5
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Shepherd

Pour gasoline on it and light a match.

If life gives you the power to control time...

Sparkytrick1
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Nomad

enjoy it while you can.

if life gives you dirt...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

eat it and feel sad.
if life gives you 50 gallons of chili powder,

aggazaggashoofoo
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aggazaggashoofoo
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Nomad

give it to patrick.
if life makes you sneeze...

Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
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Treasurer

Do so. If it was caused intentionally by someone, tell them so.

If life gives you aggazaggashoofoo...

bicola1
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Nomad

shoot it.

If life gives you apples, grapes, graples, bananas, cherries, and banaerries...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

EAT!

If life gives you acid?

Masterforger
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Masterforger
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Peasant

Throw it on your enemies.

If life gives you Boba Fett?

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Compare him to Vile.

If life gives you star wars...

StormWalker
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Jester

be bored and go watch something else.
if life gives you boredom,

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

play some Hydorah, no seriously-good game here.

If life gives you A gunblade?

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

run around like a crazy person on a killing spree!

if life gives you feet,

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Walk

If life gives you SCP 294?

StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

shake your head in confusion and leave

if life gives you inductive reasoning...

Erli
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Erli
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Jester

reason
If live gives you turtles...

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