"Can I help you?"
"No thank you."
"Click"
"That paper you're writing looks interesting! Can I help?"
"That's great, but once again, no thanks."
"Click"
"Are you sure you filled that table in right?"
"Yeah, I'm sure already...."
"Click"
"Did you spell that word correctly?"
"Please shut up."
"CLICK"
"Did you...CLICK"
"Have you...CLICK"
"This...CLICK"
"CLICK"
"CLICK"
"CLICK"
"CLICK"
"CLICK"
"CLICK"
"ERROR: Windows has encountered blue screen."
"MOTHER******!"
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