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I tell a joke that is so funny that everyone laughs so much they fall in the ground! (so it's easier to claim the hill)

My Hill!

I use my powers of macho sharkiness to summon a legion of mansharks and lay siege to your puny hill! Our Hill!

I create a larger siege to dominate your hill and turn it to a castle!

My Castle!

I throw a tantrum so annoying everyone leave!
My Castle!

I attack the castle with powerful trebuchets!

My Castle!

I invent gunpowder and explode the wall!
My Broken Helms Deep!

You realize you're actually just playing Clash of Clans while I claim the castle in real life.

My Castle!

I bring the gate down with a battering ram!

My Castle!

T3h Crat0r Takes Over Another GI-GANTIC Hill.
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T3h Crat0r's Gi-Gantic Hill!
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T3h Crat0r 25000 HP
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T3h Crat0r's Defenders:
MC Hammer 500 HP
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Hill-Attacking Entities:
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Players:
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Forum Games Allowed:
Make Your Own Weapon Or Equipment For New Items To Use Against T3h Crat0r And His Defenders. Don't Be Overpowered!

The Forumnauts And The Keymettic Arena Used To Attack T3h Crat0r And His Defenses. KEY, MET, And TIC Are All Fixed At 10. Also, Only Use The Weapons From The Original Post That You Are Allowed To Use. BTW, Active Abilities Are Activated On Command, But Are Only Usable Once/Update. Use The Character Sheet From The Original Post.

Create Your Own Enemy Used To Summon Hill-Attacking Entities. Again, Don't Be Overpowered!
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IMPORTANT: You Can't Take It Back Until The Last Hit Is Dealt To T3h Crat0r, Which Then The Mini-Game Ends, And The User Whom Dealt The Last Hit To T3h Crat0r Finally Owns The Hill Once And For All, And Wins The FORUM GAME! All Others Playing Who Lost Must Wear The Exact Same Costume Fitting A Theme(The Winner Picks The Theme) For 15 Days In A Row... However, I, Powie4444, Am Exempt From This. If An Entity Kills T3h Crat0r... The Player Who's Username Comes Alphabetically First Wins!
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Rules:
No Godmodding!
No Instant-Kills!
No Saying What Happens!
No Taking Over The Mini-Game!
No Taking Over The Hill Without Dealing The Last Hit To T3h Crat0r!
Rule Breakers Face The Consequences Of Losing IMMEDIATELY EACH TIME!
Breaking Rules 5 Times Total Makes The Duration Of The Penalties Of Losing Permanent, And Instantly Apply Them To EVERYONE PLAYING!
No Defending The Hill!
Oh, And BTW, Only Use Forum Games Allowed!
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Note To Losers: Take A Picture Of Yourself After The Game Ends Wearing Your Costume Each Day, So I Can See Each Of You In The Costume You Picked Each Day!

I just... keep my castle?

My Castle!

armorplayergc: No, It's Elsewhere, And You Sort-Of Just Broke The Rules. I Will Drag In A Different, Smaller One, For You. Still Gotta Face The Penalties For Losing, Though. :P
Oh, And Take A Picture Of Yourself Wearing The Costume, Too.
You Also Didn't Play A Forum Game That Was Allowed.
Costume Picked: Spaceman
Rule Breaking Count: 2
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T3h Crat0r 25000 HP
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T3h Crat0r's Defenders:
MC Hammer 500 HP
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Hill-Attacking Entities:
Castle 500 HP
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Players:
armorplayergc
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IMPORTANT: You Can't Take It Back Until The Last Hit Is Dealt To T3h Crat0r, Which Then The Mini-Game Ends, And The User Whom Dealt The Last Hit To T3h Crat0r Finally Owns The Hill Once And For All, And Wins The FORUM GAME! All Others Playing Who Lost Must Wear The Exact Same Costume Fitting A Theme(The Winner Picks The Theme) For 15 Days In A Row... However, I, Powie4444, Am Exempt From This. If An Entity Kills T3h Crat0r... The Player Who's Username Comes Alphabetically First Wins!
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Rules:
No Godmodding!
No Instant-Kills!
No Saying What Happens!
No Taking Over The Mini-Game!
No Taking Over The Hill Without Dealing The Last Hit To T3h Crat0r!
Rule Breakers Face The Consequences Of Losing IMMEDIATELY EACH TIME!
Breaking Rules 5 Times Total Makes The Duration Of The Penalties Of Losing Permanent, And Instantly Apply Them To EVERYONE PLAYING!
No Defending The Hill!
Oh, And BTW, Only Use Forum Games Allowed!
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Note To Losers An Rulebreakers: After The Game Ends, Take A Picture Of Yourself Wearing Your Costume Each Day, So I Can See Each Of You In The Costume You Picked!

I use a matter deflector to deflect your nonsense back at you.

Not your hill, My Hill.

SportShark: YOU BROKE ALL THE RULES! EVERYONE WHO POSTED HERE IS REQUIRED TO WEAR A COSTUME PERMANENTLY!
Rule Breaking Count: 999(The Counter Stop Of Warioware!)
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T3h Crat0r Doesn't Matter.
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T3h Crat0r's Defenders:
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Hill-Attacking Entities:
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Players:
**** Everyone Who Posted
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IMPORTANT: You Can't Take It Back Until The Last Hit Is Dealt To T3h Crat0r, Which Then The Mini-Game Ends, And The User Whom Dealt The Last Hit To T3h Crat0r Finally Owns The Hill Once And For All, And Wins The FORUM GAME! All Others Playing Who Lost Must Wear The Exact Same Costume Fitting A Theme(The Winner Picks The Theme) PERMANENTLY... However, I, Powie4444, Am Exempt From This. If An Entity Kills T3h Crat0r... The Player Who's Username Comes Alphabetically First Wins!
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Rules:
No Godmodding!
No Instant-Kills!
No Saying What Happens!
No Taking Over The Mini-Game!
No Taking Over The Hill Without Dealing The Last Hit To T3h Crat0r!
Rule Breakers Face The Consequences Of Losing IMMEDIATELY EACH TIME!
Breaking Rules 5 Times Total Makes The Duration Of The Penalties Of Losing Permanent, And Instantly Apply Them To EVERYONE PLAYING!
No Defending The Hill!
Oh, And BTW, Only Use Forum Games Allowed!
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Note To Losers An Rulebreakers: After The Game Ends, Take A Picture Of Yourself Wearing Your Costume Each Day, So I Can See Each Of You In The Costume You Picked!
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*T3h Crat0r Wipes Out Reality*
T3h Crat0r: There. No Hill, No Forum Game.
GAME OVER
Theme: Anything Generic.

I give up.

Your Hill

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while everyone reads this, i take back my hill! edit: oh also admins can make sure the forums work fine