Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
also, they can all be aimed at one ship if i wanted too... i played kingdom hearts way to much... then again, i'm also reading too much naruto fanfiction.
I suddenly realise what a horror my creations are. I jump off the giant potato, almost break my legs, and then I take outtt... a magic staff?
I cast fireballs at the potatos and make a ring of fire around them, then run away back to my house I had created. I hide feeling morally wrong, and feeling evil...
Objective: Destroy Razerules's army and Nicholas98's Potato Cannon! Also ITheNormalPerson Army: 40 strong Razerules: 1300/2000 Nicholas98: 2800/3500 Giant Potato Cannon: 50/1500 ITheNormalPerson: 3300/6000 rick073: 500/1000 Team 1: Razerules Team Potato: Nicholas98 Team Normal: ITheNormalPerson Team T/P: Rick073 Statuses: Damaged: sonicheroes95 Critical: Dead: Darkfire45 Vegetative: Enemies:
@CommanderDude7: BWAAAAAAAAAAR! You smash the Potato cannon for 500 and kill 250 of the army until the hog bucks you off!
@sonciheores95: Warp snip won't do much against a Void Ray. You do, however, use a Void Surge to jack a Void Ray and destroy the Carriers, the Mothership, a Raven and use up the Void rays in the process! however, a battlecruiser gets a shot on you.
@Darkfire45: You put yourself Dead from a stray Creeper, but do 500 damage to all other HP units! SO HEROIC
@Nicholas98: Unfortunately, the house was destroyed by a creeper.
I run away quickly, then go to Armor mayhem, quickly grab a sniper, hit the back button, then climb into the O in the armor games logo, and start sniping the potato cannons.