Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I fire a Dark Cannon at ArtemisDragon to turn him into a trophy. Next, if successful, I chuck the trophy at rick's head. If not, I chuck the dark cannon at Artemis' head.
Objective: Destroy Razerules's army and Nicholas98's Potato Cannon! Also ITheNormalPerson Nicholas98: 1900/3500 ITheNormalPerson: 2600/6000 rick073: 460/1000 AretemisDragon: 500/1200 Mysterious Artemi: 1000/2400 Terran Army: 900/900 Team Potato: Nicholas98 Team Normal: ITheNormalPerson Team T/P: Rick073, sonicheroes95 Team NormalBadGuys: none Team Artemis: ArtemisDragon, Statuses: Damaged: Critical: Dead: Mechninja,Razerules Vegetative: Enemies:
@sonicheroes95: Unfortunately, your Chain of Memories deck is completely gone. So instead, I'll give you the Birth by Sleep commands, which are pretty much the same.
You use your infinite Secret Gems to make Curaga and Blizzaga! You heal rick, but the Blizzaga (Straight Line Piercing) misses CD7.
@CommanderDude7: You use the missed Blizzaga energy to power yoru heal and barrier!
@Darkfire45: Oh crap! Dark-powered homing arrows! Unfortunately, he's not a Video Game character, so you pierce him for 500 damage.
@AquaDragon: The mysterious Atrtemi end up getting hit by the arrow, taking 1000 damage and turning into statues.
@Nicholas98: You now have a stone-ish house.
@GhostSauce: I know exactly what the Thor is, and you don't have enough minerals or vespene gas.
That gun looks more like a pistol, but it looks reasonable.