Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Kill either God or Satan! God: 10000/10000 God's Angels: 6000/7500 Satan's Demons: 9700/10000 Satan: 7500/7500 Statuses: Damaged: sonicheroes95 Critical: Redead: Undead: Vegetative: Enemies:
@ArtemisDragon: You attack the angels with Mysterious Artemi! They end up slain, but not before they deal 500 damage!
@Bluydee: You make the probably reference (Diablo?), but can't attack God! he is protected by a shield.
@sonicheores95: You use a Ransegan, damaging yourself but also dealing 1000 damage!
@CommanderDude7: You use the power of the Triforce, but Satan uses his Barrier to launch it back! You barely dodge it, but it seems Satan shares God's barrier.
@ThorRatFox: You attack the Devils with Dwarves, who bash them with hammers dealing 300 damage!
@DarkFire45: Conventional arms do nothing to the Angels!
@GhostSauce: Once again, conventional arms do nothing to the demons.
I join satan and become his most tusted advisor. Then I stab him in the face with 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 rusty pitchforks while he sleeps. I then use his blood as icing on my victory cake.
.... CHAOS CONTROL! *Teleports th3whiterabbit to right infront of me* have a nice flight *the hammers flashes twice as i pull back, only to nail him with a critical hit to send him flying*