Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
*winces as the dark fallout recharges the curse that was suppressing his power*
"hey sonic, could you not do that again?" *operates the turret with one hand, eats another one of those tasty, I-don't-want-to-know-what-it-really-is things with another, and wiggles his ears as part of a so-called "binary spell" designed to gradually weaken curses without requiring much power*
Objective: Defend the bunker against the zombies! Helpful Info: Leaving the bunker for more than a turn during a wave is extremely dangerous. Statuses: Blitz Zombies-Frozen Damaged: Critical: Dead: js0n1c Consumed: Vegetative: Intelligent Zombies: Money: $35
Stats Bunker: 350/350 HP Generator: Lv.1 Chakra Sigil: Lv.2 Bunker Turret: Lv.1 Dark Altar: Lv.2 Magic Crystal: Lv.1
Bulky Zombie Progres: 15% Normal Zombie Progress: 20%
@mechninja: You can't do a dark impulse, but you do spear 3 Bulky Zombies.
@GhostSauce: Methinks this is Avatar: The Last Airbender power. You don't have enough for a fireball, but you do set the dead grass around the bunker on fire.
@sonicheroes95: Unfortunately, you don't have the power in reserve to do that and make the dark blade.
@fractalman: You nullify the Dark Fallout's effect on you!
@CommanderDude7: You start the combo with rain, and then Chain Lightning to kill 10 of the normal zombies!
@Darkfire45: You summon the minions, but the zombies manage to get rid of them.
@kingjac11: You kill 15 wimpy zombies with a Triple Grenade!
CHAOS CONTROL! *Teleports the ******* (js0n1c) into the middle of a group of zombies* also, screw my last attack if he actually had grenades. if he didn't, keep both, this isn't an attack anyway.