Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
@chaosOne ...it's like a loosely knit, free-form rpg, with boss after boss. based on "destroy the wall". The zombie attack was as strict as it ever gets. Now, we're looking at having the expert players vs the average fellow.
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one should be carefull when summoning manifestations of light and dark, even if one is summoning an easily-controlled pokemon. yeah, pokemon are easy to control-why do you think that groups like team rocket etc focus on controlling pokemon more than building technology to mimic pokemon? Cause even the rebellious pokemon are relatively easy to control. but I digress...it seems that the blast of light and darkness has plunged all of us into a world without any shades of gray!... ... I resit the spell's dividign powers for a brief while, before realizing the spell includes an anti-permadeath mechanism. I join sonichero in my stand against "t3h n00bsahs!"...or was that "the amatures"...no matter. oh, and the bird trio still owes me a favor for the anti-pokeball wards, so they'll fight for a little while, but they're not about to faint for me...(bird trio at 100 hp each?)
*sets up sniper encampment* lets see nao... .50 cal anti tank bullet, thermal scope, bipod, dragonov svd... kk im good! *starts fireing at sonics head repeativly(lol spelling fail)* oops... *throws spelling error at sonic as well*
"hey zapdos...you still owe me a favor. go thunderwave an opponent. erm...you don't have to hang around till you faint, you can quit early" *zapdos launches a thunderwave at a random opponent, and attempts to join as a 100hp (or even 1hp) ally.* I launch a small cyan orb at a random opponent.
-if I get braindamaged(a potential in-game status) or distracted(neglect to post), then I'd probably shoot cyan (1-2 round stunning) orbs at random opponents.