Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I use my Zubat(Pokemon XD)To use supersonic so it confuses your stuff. Then Emboar will burn the grass thing while the grass thing will before that suck up all the water from the water pledge and then i come with a Big Hose and put out your Fire thing. Awesome strategy.
It doesn't work that way with confusion.I use a persim berry (Unlimited supply) to heal all of my pokemon from the freakin' Zubat's supersonic,and I use my Raikou and tell him to use Thunder fang on your Zubat.
CRITICAL HIT!!! It's super effective! Razerrules Zubat fainted! Raikou gained 69 exp. points! Raikou grew to level 70!
I send in an elite team of 5 camels wearing power armor, with lasers on their humps. Oh and if an enemy gets too close, they will explode. Big explosion. Big enough to take down a 10 floor building. Kamikaze camels with power armor and lasers....victory is secured.
Mean look doesn't kill a pokemon,it prevents it from getting away.
Go! Bruce Lee,I choose you!
Bruce lee used brick break.It's super effective!The foe's Chuck norris fainted and all my pokemon were revived!Bruce Lee gained 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 exp. points!Bruce lee grew to level infinity!Bruce lee is now invincible!