Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
i meant to say i will intercept CD7 in a tatsu gigamek with a seele schneider as the right arm and a mono molecular blade as the left arm, and a 14inch(size of the bullet) megacannon mounted on left shoulder and cluster missle turet on the right shoulder.
It's still released. How the heck did it snap? *Points it down* Bankai! *Blade transform into a huge caterpillar with a yellow baby head and a silver halo hovering over it's head along with a red cape behind it's head* Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo! Now, breathe out your poison! *It breathes out a purple haze that covers the whole battlefield* Oh yea, I'm not letting you have the **** antidote! Only my allies would get it!
zangetsu snapped in its released state, any zanpakuto can be destroyed in any form, Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo, for example was pierced and ripped in half by Quincy: Letzt Stil.
i start on an under bround command center from which i will expand my empire! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HAH AHA HA HAHA HA AHAH AHA HA HA HAH A HAHAH AH AHA HAH AH AH AH AH A H AHAH AH HAAHAHAAA H H A AHA A HHAAH A H AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA!
Rockets were a distraction while I bring out my next zanpakuto. *Takes out a katana with a ring on the tip of the tear-drop shaped tsuba* Get your earplugs out cause this is going to hurt your hearing. Cry, Suzumushi! *Zanpakuto creates a high pitched noise that can knock anyone unconscious*